What perfect Lego hair he has.

Then that’s fine and we have no further beef.

Hey, I think the Democrats should have pushed harder on the ACA as well, but your suggestion is ludicrous if the goal is to get more progressive results. Punish them by making sure there aren’t any of them in office to advance even slightly progressive measures! That’ll get us progressive measures!

If we were a…

Wouldn’t you rather have weak tea than boiling acid shitwater?

I maintain strongly that in a first-past-the-post system like ours, not voting for the lesser of two evils is equivalent to voting for the greater.

I have no faith in their base either if people need inspiration in order to make obvious decisions like “actually, the lesser of two evils is the better choice.” Don’t absolve the voters of blame here.

I had the same process happen to me a few years back because of my two adorable girls. Let it happen - the show’s actually pretty watchable and the music is catchy as hell.

I was hoping! (Although I think of her as the “Get ready for a surprise!” lady because I still remember that being used in actual TV commercials for the movie when it came out.)

Can’t see anything, but I assume it’s something dramatically insulting and I therefore approve.

As my wife put it beautifully, “This is why we only have fish.”

“lathered onto” vs. “excreted by”

What do you think Sarah Huckabee Sanders is?

What’s disingenuous is pretending that black students needed to be taught by their white professor how they totally didn’t understand that word. Come the fuck on.

You can’t threaten the party that doesn’t want government with a government shutdown, though. Especially when the only parts of it they like still keep running.

It is, but those colleagues are absolute idiots to think that.

Impressive to somehow take away the exact opposite of what happened here.

I’d agree, except in the case of this particular President. They know he’s either watching live or he’ll make sure he knows about it in the morning.

I have the weirdest boner.

Michael is reborn as Chris, thus explaining his utter delight with every moment of the human experience, no matter how trivial.

And surely you’d agree that someone else feeling greatly moved by something is just as valid as your feeling greatly moved by something.