hahahahahahaha, look at this guy.

Oh, I know. My biggest question now is what they (or Putin) have on him to inspire such utter obedience.

This is the correct explanation. Look for her next tweet to urge us all to be “tub men of justice.”

That was very strong as well, no question.

It’s also extremely telling that Nunes refused to answer whether he’d been working with the White House in drafting the memo.

“Ivanka Trump, store credit at Tory Burch personified,”

I mean, regardless of how wet the fart is, it’s worthwhile to try to block the efforts of the GOP majority to try to declare open war on the DOJ with the aid of the Executive.

Very true, but that’s true with or without the memo, and it’s reassuring to know that they seriously don’t have any real grounds for what they claim. It really is all bullshit Party worship, top to bottom.

AND THE INVESTIGATION PRE-DATED THE DOSSIER! I used to think there was a limit to their stupidity. No longer.

Yeah, that’s the thing that gets me the most - Nunes somehow ended up even dumber than I’d thought he was.

Oh man, after finally reading it it’s even dumber than we’d imagined. What a wet fart Nunes has produced here.

Call it a hunch, but I don’t think Gary reproducing is going to be much of a problem for us.

Yeah, but he’ll remain a free man regardless.

How did his parents know to name him Dick?

Yes, almost as though there’s some direct and open criticism of basically all religions going on here...

For the couple of frames where the person who pushed her out of the way was shown, I was 99.9999% sure I saw Michael’s hair shining through.

Yeah, I had the same immediate thought, but that led me instantly to the thought that others have expressed - this isn’t actually “real life” but a simulation thereof.

Again, doesn’t seem likely to be a problem, my man.

I’m going to respond to “Gary” (how fucking appropriate - of course this guy’s a Gary) in my capacity as a white person, just to clarify for everyone: no white person has ever actually been offended by being called a cracker or hearing someone else being called a cracker. It is 100% feigned, at all times, without…

If only she and the Most Interesting Man in the World could have had a child together.