Why not a virgin registry too, so you can make sure your future wife (guessing this isn’t going to be a big problem) isn’t a vile temptress who has already defiled her sacred vessel before receiving the honor of your seed?

They’d be wildly in favor of broad distribution of free birth control, too.

Or how about Candy Apple Island. They still have monsters, but they’re not so big.

If by “hot” you mean “obviously correct,” then yes.

“He added that he was aware that many people want McCready to be fired, but that he didn’t want to be “punitive” in this situation.”

“I mean, he asked the guy if he’d been molesting young girls and he said no! What more was he supposed to do!?!?!?” 

Seriously - imagine being so shitty that Indiana - INDIANA - scoops you on something. Ugh.

I like the still better than the video because the still lets me believe that this kangaroo just decided to come in with a flying elbow.

“I feel like the community is entirely made up of babies that hate change”

see also: basically any gaming community ever 

Seconded, thirded, and fourthed. Amazing how the exact application that restored Apple to greatness is such a gigantic piece of shit in every possible way.

This all just serves to remind us that “Fireman Sam” has a surprisingly kick-ass theme song for a childrens’ program. I like to mentally add some profanity, though:

“Move along, make way - it’s Fireman Sam!
Gonna save the fuckin’ day - it’s Fireman Sam!”

“Quite honestly I find McGowan to be just as bad, if not worse, than Weinstein.”

Splash some cold water on yourself, walk around in the fresh air for a while, then come back and take some time to think about the abject stupidity of this sentence. 

Devin Nunes, who has been trash since the investigation into Trump and Russia began

I like it, except there’s no fucking possibility that the average Trump voter knows what “sacrosanct” means, or even how to pronounce it.

Seems like a good idea when making a dumb attempt at snark to actually figure out which school you’re supposed to be talking about.

Or if they had used an ounce of common sense and asked themselves how the activity described could possibly have any orthopedic value.

The trailer for that new movie Krasinski’s in where everybody has to be really quiet or something shows up to kill them is absolutely amazing.

Can’t say I haven’t been secretly semi-yearning for a Debt Of Honor-style resolution to our current predicament these days.

But yeah, my recollection is that he took an extremely noticeable downward turn after Executive Orders, which definitely has the xenophobia thing down hard but is still pretty entertaining.…

This is where I jumped immediately and I stand by it.

Didn’t he [do something]? Didn’t he?

The problem is that either way one of these awful fanbases will get to win. The silver lining is that either way one of these awful fanbases will have to lose.