My friends and I ordered a round of victory shots in Game 6 of the 2003 NLCS after the Cubs recorded the first out of the eighth inning. Literally seconds before the Bartman ball went up and Alex Gonzalez put them in the ground. Our bad, everybody.

Fuck that - I’m judging him. Judging him a lot.

Most people think you’re an idiot.

Yeah, I noticed and liked that aspect too.

“And to suggest that sticking your fingers down a woman’s throat on the first hookup is unexpected - please get out more.”

Um...what?

It is really weird how absolutely perfect he was in this movie and how absolutely intolerable he has been literally every single other time he’s ever done anything.

Ha! Take that, Pessimistic Dad!

I bet the bus driver was pretty impressed.

Home to the great dance troupe “Dance Dance Resolution: We Resolve 2 Dance.”

I had the same question, so I went to the link provided and it’s just that she became too ubiquitous and tried to extend the fifteen minutes.

Seems like overkill to have two colonoscopies on the same day, though.

With an extremely healthy dose of Berlusconi.

Well, shit.

(the “dump” is a poop, and the “shithole” is the anus. Hence, the dump issues from the shithole.)

Dying at the Saints fan throwing his TV off the balcony at the end of that compilation because of the wife/girlfriend’s narration: “STAAAAAAAP, KOYLE!!!”

Yeah, but I’m not sure how I feel about them having their baby in a Favre jersey.

With Black Panther’s hand/claw reaching up at the back right corner.

Good eyes - I completely missed that in the distraction from Natasha’s hand.

“Harding” is right there, man.

Come on - how entertaining will it be to watch evangelicals justify this?