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Fuck yourself, Darrell. Fuck. Your. Self. We’re starting a GoFundMe to install a bigger and heavier door that can hit you in the ass on the way out.

Plus, I’d like to see someone put a male car and a female car together and eventually get a brand-new small car!

Yep. There was probably a time when people said “yeah, like I’m going to stop using my horse and carriage to get around for something that needs ‘gasoline’ every few miles.”

One wonders how we could possibly have ever transitioned from horse-powered conveyance to things that need to refill every so often with a specific petroleum distillate instead of just being able to graze on the abundant grasses available everywhere.

Oh look, there’s one now.

You don’t because you can’t, because you can’t read, because the very first thing I wrote to which you responded said “I agree that it’s a relative long shot by any means, but it’s not remotely as long a shot as Alabama was.”  

I can’t speak to specifics, but it involves a highway underpass.

I literally experience physical joy from reading their pain. Keep it coming.

Ladies and gentlemen, meth.

I think you are responding to someone else, because I definitely noted that in the original post, and you couldn’t possibly be so stupid.

The hand was certainly in college balls.

Weird that you forget when it was right in the post to which you were responding. You should get that checked out.

Hillary, who lost the state by 4.1%, as compared to the 28% loss in Alabama? I agree that it’s a relative long shot by any means, but it’s not remotely as long a shot as Alabama was.

“JTDC, how can anyone with more than one working brain cell have such an opinion?”

I love it when a question answers itself. 

I love when they try to sound clever and say the opposite of what they mean. Is Tuck-Tuck saying that he’d rather CNN security not grab an MS-13 member? Why is he so pro-MS-13?

Never too early in the day for meth, it seems.

Somewhere a three-inch erection stands proud as Mike looks upon his work.

Yeah, libertarians are Republicans who at least have the sense to know they should be embarrassed about that.

Bringing in the African-American community (not the words I’m guessing she would have chosen elsewhere) to preserve the loving memories of the CSA. I’ll give this shithead one thing - she’s got a heck of an imagination.