Yes, I’d like Kevin to pass the message along to Anderson to shut the fuck up.

She’s a name specifically and only because of a reality TV show - that’s proof enough in the first place. This is just icing on that cake.

I mean, it makes sense. Who the fuck would hire a person like her, other than Donald Trump?

Whereas I died. It killed me. I am no more.

Yeah, what’s most astonishing to me in this story is that anyone was astonished at how astonishingly stupid he is/was/ever shall be.

Annyong!

“As for the real reason she left the White House, Omarosa said she resigned because she “wanted to make the one year mark,””

I like that. “I resigned six weeks shy of the one-year mark because I wanted to make the one year mark.” 

Those are very good, but not as good as the tragically discontinued Salsa Con Queso Cheetos. Ah, to taste them again one day before I die.*

*I will likely die because of eating horrible things like Cheetos too much, but what a way to go.

Like this stoked:

Allowing companies to fuck you harder will create incentives for them to fuck you less hard than they have already fucked you. Okay.

Come on. That’s obviously Greg Kinnear.

I had a thought but then I got distracted by a sighting of

FUSIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
FRENZY!!!!!!!!!

Joe Smith went up that hill and dug where he was told. Deep in the ground, Joe Smith found shiny plates of gold.

There was one other, but I agree that my own comment is criminally underrated.

Pardon me while I draw a picture of the rest of us giving a shit.

Yes, that’d be why the word “compromise” is involved.

I’ve dealt with people with very clear and dramatic mental illness who incessantly used odd phrases like that. Wouldn’t surprise me if that’s the case here, given the ridiculous nature of the suit.

I don’t know about the “hate being attorneys” part, since I am one and don’t hate it, but there is definitely no stigma about some healthy cursing at the office.

I don’t know about functional, but if you were looking in the direction of the blast when it happened, they’re probably melted onto your eyeballs, so they’d definitely stay in.

I have never, ever, ever understood people who don’t keep a plunger next to their toilets at home. They cost like $3 and solve every problem you’ve ever had with an emergency situation like that last writer.