We don’t regret that one bit.

Wreck-It Ralph was Wreck-It Ralph for adults, though.

I’ll star that even though you’re an Eagles fan.

Fox started out critical of Trump in the 2016 primaries until it became clear he was going to win, then transitioned into tepid and ultimately full-blown support.

Especially when that explosion apparently wasn’t even powerful enough to kill the person on whose chest it occurred.

Ah yes, because clearly the guy who couldn’t even blow himself up with a bomb, much less anyone else, was on the varsity squad.

Didn’t work in the primaries, though.

They’d insist that they were actually in heaven, and that the number of them willfully volunteering to have their eyes pecked out by ravens for eternity was just another triumph of robust capitalism.

Hahahahahaha. No, they will not.

This isn’t meant to be pedantic, but I suppose it is - that isn’t three Democratic senators, it’s two Democrats and an independent.

Like several others, you have misread what she said.

We will succeed in this great War on Christmas. We will succeed.

I mean, that’s exactly where the cliffhanger ended, so I certainly assume so.

ID42 was both ridiculous and terrible and awesome. I hope they someday make the 43rd one.

I think it’s too early to say definitively that they don’t bang in the dive bar, though.

Despite the fact that they didn’t join up the first time around, Missouri clearly belongs to the South these days.

I also know a guy on a backup list who stands by at the ready during every performance just in case.

Yeah, he’s not “intelligent”, he’s got the super power of “being born rich.” Everything he has ever gained has been due to the willingness of everyone he’s ever met to kiss his ass in order to profit. If you took the same guy and had him born to poor rural farmers he wouldn’t have been able to build a real estate…

Specifically, white assholes.

“The results of presidential annual physicals have always been made public.”

Hmm....something tells me it’ll coincidentally be different this time.