Yeah, that guy is exactly the kind of absolute sucker that Trump was counting on.

Plus, I realized last night that it’s costing us any new The Good Place episodes until after the new year, so fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Thursday Night Football even more than it should have been fucked in the first place.

I feel like “Endless Shrimp” is code for “Jefferson Beauregard Sessions.”

Then, perhaps, a movie!

TWIST: he actually did merge with the Mind Flayer.

Although I think she addressed your point with her fears that this one was a two-flusher. Frankly, from the description, I don’t think even two would have done it.

Ahem - Moana.

Sure, but it seems like time was when it wouldn’t have been even considered for a big man, and now perhaps it will be so that the occasional diamond can be found amongst the gravel.

Shit, that’s right. Since Aiken is seemingly more famous, I completely forgot that Ruben actually did win. In that case, I’m glad to have done my small part.

Why do you fear her head exploding? Sounds like it’d be an overall good thing.

This is apropos of little, but I’ll just add (it’s questionable if this actually “adds” anything) that I’ll always remember Ruben because the only vote I ever cast in American Idol was for him, on one occasion when he sang something so tremendous that I was moved to pick up the phone and dial that number for the only…

Seeing a hint of suffering in his eyes honestly, swear-to-God, arouses me at this point.

I don’t think the “student-athletes” would refuse to play; that’s what they went there for in the first place. What I would find very interesting is if they announced they would refuse to participate in the charade any longer and refuse to go to “class.”

Strong username/post combo there, friend.

Man has a satellite. That’s all I need to know.

Me too, but now that RDJ is mentioned I see that as well. Let’s call him an unholy hybrid of the two, and maintain our prayers that he eventually meets a messy and painful fate.

Damn right. We ask her younger sister all the time why she isn’t a REAL AMERICAN and why she doesn’t just leave if she doesn’t fucking like it.

Uncle Bob? That you?