Pfft. My daughter emerged from the womb with her hand over her heart, reciting the Pledge of Allegiance perfectly. #notallbabies

Fuck that. ALL of the proceeds.

While it’s obviously not what he meant, the irony is that quietly kneeling during the anthem and burning the flag are the same thing in one sense: Constitutionally-protected speech.

Shit, if you threw in something about black-on-black violence in Chicago that could be a post from my That Uncle. (Or I assume; I blocked him last year.)

He’s fantastic, but so is literally everything else about the show. Pick it up for all those reasons.

This is true, although it really should have been “I Tought I Taw a Puddin’ Vat”

Quit being an old man yelling at a cloud.

Or perhaps the Confederate model.

I wonder if you are one of my friends, because that was what I thought of too (although I think in my day it was Worms 2, not yet Armageddon). We’d set up a game mode where the only weapons available were super-boosted Super Banana Bombs. Honestly, it was far superior to even the high-quality normal game.

I used to do something similar in Alpha Centauri when I’d won the game part - try to cover every last square of land with either forests or fungus, depending on which track I’d taken in that particular game. If I was really ambitious I’d do the sea squares too in a fungus game, or use the raise terrain terraform to…

No worries; this system is decent for some things but definitely not for things that need to be updated.

Jesus Christ, I’m NOT an EMT and if I had a beer I’d have just about spit it up too. What an absolutely absurd thing to allow to happen in such a serious situation.

If Kinja’s comment-stacking wasn’t so odd (and if the edit window for posts stayed open longer), you’d see my acknowledgement of that to someone else.

Nah, you inferred it.

But being brilliant in the OR doesn’t mean you’re a genius in any other field.

“I guarantee the CEO of Massachusetts General or Johns Hopkins … probably don’t know a lot about infectious diseases, but they have a lot of people who do know about those things. By coordinating and creating a vision and creating an atmosphere where the synergies work, they create a very successful organization,” he…

Yep, we used to play that game (and call it that) when I was a kid, and it wasn’t until quite a bit later that I thought “what the actual fuck were we thinking?” about the name. Luckily I’d have to go back to the late ‘80s to find a time when I might have actually said it, but Jesus.

“I was in construction for ~25 years before switching fields (you’ll just have to guess but here are some clues: 1. For my second graduation my sister gave me a London Fog topcoat 2. When at work, I am constantly thanking people whom I loath 3. I know what “shepardizing” is.”

Ooh! I got it! 

I think it stemmed from him leaving the kid on the changing table while he went to take a shower and wipe the shit off of his body, myself.

hahahahahahaha, thinking Trump has a handle on the real world.