And then they have the fucking gall to tell us we’re the ones living in a bubble.
And then they have the fucking gall to tell us we’re the ones living in a bubble.
All true. Never mind!
Alternatively, I could just change my name to have (R) at the end. Bet that would confuse the hell out of some people
And Ugandan warlord-turned-missionary Elder Butt-Fucking Naked.
Sure, but it’s supposed to be “down the wrist,” not “across the lip.”
Resigned to my fate, I finished up with my daughter as quickly as possible and replaced her diaper, my pants full of the former contents of my aching colon. Upon completion, I waddled to the bathroom, miraculously leaving no evidence of my failure on the floor. I showered in my clothes and disrobed as cold water…
Great intro - exactly the way I’ve been feeling for the past decade+ too. I did previously make cringe-worthy statements (gotta say, not so much the gay references, but certainly the sexist ones) and regret them immensely. I have the advantange of not having been a visible professional writer for that, but they’re…
The user also makes it clear that they are a Trump supporter.
Party over Country, got it, John.
Sounds like the final final thing is basically
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And SMB3 was just a play, but they both count!
Come on, man.
Also the most little-kid-friendly game I’ve ever played, due to the “bubble” mechanic. My kids were exactly the right age to cut their video game teeth on this game, and the bubble made it so much more fun because they could let me carry them through the harder parts until they got good enough to not need it.
I was a bit older than you at that point, and remember that the one kid with a subscription to Nintendo Power would bring it to school, and we’d pass it around and try to memorize everything we could before we had to give it back.
I hadn’t been keeping my ear close enough to the ground to remember that this is coming out tomorrow even though I’ve been salivating for it since it was first announced (and bought a Switch finally a week ago because there was finally a playable demo of this). The point is today is going to be a VERY long day.
Followed immediately by an announcement for a new line of Trump Opiates - available in the finest stores everywhere.
Unfortunately, one of the shots glanced off his foot, causing bone spurs that tragically meant he wasn’t eligible to serve this great, really great, country in Vietnam.
It would take quiet a bit of shameless lying to gloss that one over and, despite what the administration has shown themselves to be capable of, you can only deny reality for so long.
I do hope there’s a followup to 3D World for the Switch (not least because it was amazing), or even a straight-up port. I’d pay for that game again to have it on the current system.