I nominate “Nancy” to be the go-to name meaning “Becky, but old.”

Always enjoyable to see The Master Negotiator negotiating against himself.

I liked the commentators afterwards talking about how this game should go down in history as “The Poopypants Game” due to both teams consistently covering themselves in feces for its entire length.

Didn’t “wake” up, I hope.

I really hope Reiser’s character is just named Carter Burke. No additional exposition needed, just have that be his name.

Likely not, and in any event, the proper comparison would be “does this cost more than buying one of every single pre-Playstation console”. That answer is definitely not.

Likely not, and in any event, the proper comparison would be “does this cost more than buying one of every single…

Okay, Smithers.

You are entirely correct there. It’s also code for “know your place,” which itself is code for “uppity.”

That video still gives me chills. Wish it had made a difference in 2004.

Look how the bar is just resting gently on the ground at this point.

Just like the Internet commentators who will spend all day arguing with you about how little they care about the article they clicked on.

I just realized I’d really like to see SNL revisit the Superfans and have a skit where they discover stuff like this and the horrible realization that their hero is a gigantic piece of shit slowly dawns on them.

I always looked at it as “ello”, as in “’ello, guv’nor!” Goddamn friendly Canadians.

I should say that I mean everything starting after the joke on the show. That part was fine.

“though the hilariously-named citizen still declined to tell America who he voted for after all this time”

As if there’s any fucking doubt about this. 

It’s extremely safe to say that the Bears are not going to be participating in any meaningful games this season, so what the hell.

I don’t know why, but a round kitchen sink seems like it would be annoying.

Yeah, we absolutely cannot rule out that he’s a cannibal.

Shoot, I’m not making shit money at a shit job and I’d find that hilarious too.

Every last thing about this entire Szechuan Sauce thing has been unfathomably stupid from start to eventual finish.