I feel like we’ve long acknowledged that he can act (I guess for exactly 15 years, now that you mention it), while also noting that he just usually chooses not to.

Oh, I’ll take it too, but I won’t give him any extra credit for finally doing the right thing after trying every other alternative.

“I could just as easily see someone with a “TRUMP SUCKS” hat doing this”

Okay, show us the video. 

And also note that because Glorious President is very often visiting his own resorts on these excursions, a good portion of these expenses go directly to his own company.

You think it’s been hidden?

JJ looks like he was presented with an array of goblets from which to choose the cup of Christ, and chose poorly.

Man, I’ll bet he’s really in dutch with the fans.

Extraordinarily low bar remains extraordinarily low.

I’m torn because now I’m curious what King said, but I’ll be goddamned if I’m giving him a click.

Also, it should really go without saying, and yet people still try: if you are going to a Cubs game do not fucking drive over to Wrigley Field.

T’ain’t fair, is it?

Yeah, I’d love to see that “we will not play” bullshit put to the test. Okay, coach - you’re going to walk out there and announce the forfeit? Let’s see it.

Yeah, I could give a fuck about the people who wait until they’ve announced their retirement before expressing something consistent with having a conscience. No backbone points are awarded.

Don’t do drugs, kids.

I had a good laugh at that line too.

“Most lawyers actually follow the rules of professional conduct but I’ve got a ton of side-eye directed at Bloom here because she has a vested business interest in Weinstein producing her show so she couldn’t have represented any of his victims anyway but to represent him is also a conflict for herself, though not as…

I’d call it a coinflip, but if it’s not today, it’s a matter of weeks at most, not months.

I don’t know; I think being able to fool some of the people all of the time is at least a type of charisma.

Well, that depends how you carve it.

And given the amount of puckering you have to do in order to smoke the cigar, this works on both the figurative level and the literal.