How precious. Okay, give them the benefit of the doubt - you’re right that we’ll just see how that goes.

“Like many of the people in the area I ran away from the sound, looking for safety.”

So your theory rests on the idea that these police officers cleared the area but somehow missed Bennett when they were doing so? Interesting.

Sure, two things no reasonable person would do while in the area of a potential active shooter would be running or hiding. That kind of activity in that context is so very very suspicious.

Yeah, it’s totally suspicious when you respond to a call about gunshots and find people running away and ducking behind cover.

I don’t know about percentages, but I guarantee you the lowest possible number is 62,984,825. 

I like the part where he calls what that officer did “detaining” Bennett.

I think it’s seriously within the realm of possibility that the reason POTUS made a deal with Pelosi and Schumer yesterday for a three-month debt ceiling increase because they told him Obama would have absolutely loved anything longer than three months and would have hated an agreement that was for exactly three…

By “standards,” as with all things he does, Whitlock actually means “doughnuts.”

His service to the country in antagonizing Trump and giving us the “short-fingered/tiny hands” thing in the first place has been invaluable and will be missed. That said, he looks like the cockroach guy from Men In Black inhabiting the body of Joseph Lieberman.

Shh... I want him to have to say it.

Counterpoint: no it isn’t.

Where the fuck do you buy five Klan hoods?

Why?

Still not convinced that isn’t Rob Huebel filming a skit.

It’s getting to the point* where Yankees/RedSox is the equivalent of Middle East violence to me - kill each other, don’t kill each other, do whatever you like and leave the rest of us the fuck out of it.

* it’s well past that point if I’m being honest.

Or perhaps:

“Why he tensed up and started acting like a shit head and not being open and honest I do not know.”

I have indeed! It remains magical.

President Jonad! Only outcome that makes sense. But frankly, I’d like to see President Richard Splett somehow.