““I think it is much safer to be in our jail than to expose yourself to a Category 5 storm,” Horstman said. “You are using the phrase, ‘people who are scared to go to jail.’ If you have a warrant, legally you should be in jail. You should turn yourself in and be safe in our jail rather than risk your life waiting out…

Also remind them that the “bad apple” adage originally finished with noting that they spoiled the rest of the barrel.

Be right back - copying this gif to all of my more squeamish friends’ FB pages.

Yes, and then the so-called Hastert Rule finished off the last possibility of respectability it had left.

I heard a commentator on the radio this morning remark that this tweet made it absolutely clear that Trump didn’t write one word of “The Art of the Deal” (as if we didn’t know that anyway), since he was already negotiating against himself.

“Countries are free to choose where their immigrants comes from. America’s history is as a white nation, and those trying to change that are hastening it’s destruction.”

“345 Park Avenue isn’t blackballing Kaepernick—individual teams are, but this isn’t a centralized decision”

This is true, but since by and large they can’t read, they don’t know that it didn’t turn out well for the Capitol in the end.

I see dumb motherfuckers saying that David Duke really likes Keith Ellison all the time and that his “endorsement” was totally sincere, so yes, those same dumb KKK motherfuckers would absolutely say that Duke was endorsing Obama.

Okay, Donald.

““The compassionate thing is to do is end the lawlessness,” Sessions said.”

Yeah, that other very stupid thing is also stupid. I don’t think anyone here is going to disagree with that.

I don’t know if you just watched the pilot, or a random episode elsewhere, but if it was the pilot, like most shows, it solidifies over the course of the first season as the actors get in rhythm with each other.

Plus, Grace & Frankie is hysterical.

Hurling historians claim the game is at least 800 years old, and they have balls that old to prove it.

Even aside from that, anyone who claims they watch Fox News and anything else equally is 100% fucking full of shit.

There certainly were, but it’s still a fierce competition with our current guy.

There’s a very pointed line in Hamilton poking fun at wanting a President because it seems like he’d be cool to grab a beer with. I love that line.