I feel like all references to Clarke should be required to be written as follows: “Sheriff David Clarke, the kind of guy who wears a cowboy hat even though he’s in fucking Milwaukee.”

Well, you certainly answered my question there.

Weirdly, you think actually goofing around during the anthem isn’t as bad as quietly sitting down and disturbing no one. Tiny brain?

I guess Joel must not have read that far into the book.

Yeah, that note is REALLY problematic.

Thank you for stepping up to so precisely prove my point.

DISRESPECTING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!?!?! HOW DARE HE oh wait, just saw what he looks like, never mind.

““I mean, think of the story if we housed a whole bunch of evacuees and the building flooded,””

Yeah, I guess he’s saying he’s terrified of the headline: “Church graciously provides shelter to people in need.”

³⁴ “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. ³⁵ By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another. 36 But make sure not to do any of that until the other one asks - don’t want to waste love on someone who didn’t ask for it, ‘miright?”

Why, it’s almost as though every single person who has ever been involved with that “church” in any way whatsoever is completely and 100% full of shit!

“He also pointed to the fact that he’d recently posed for a picturealongside the newly dedicated Martin Luther King memorial on the statehouse grounds.”

Given Melania’s life and background, I’m 100% certain that she’s one of those ladies who has worn high heels so often and so long that her calf muscles and ankles have atrophied and she literally cannot wear flats anymore.

You see what his hair looks like normally - we can’t even begin to imagine what it looks like with hat head. He kept that hat on in public because it would be too tough to set aside an hour in private to redo the combover if he took it off.

Why do your family members live in a grocery store? Seems like an odd choice.

I have questions about her apparent plan to let said father and brothers destroy the name of the brand for all time, though.

The Trump children will never, ever, ever say one word against their dad (on purpose) until he is in the ground and the inheritance has been distributed.

Agreed, and I also hope this dick gets asshole spiders.

I’ve had the same thought - this douche probably thinks Javert was right.

I discovered a working copy of Winamp recently when going through some old computer stuff! I played that clip and was instantly transported to those halcyon days of the late 90s, when the Internet was fresh and new and anything seemed possible.