Because we have eyes and brains. What’s your excuse?

Wait! Don’t say something stupid oh I see my warning came too late.

Saying “Just saying” after saying something incredibly stupid does not change the stupidity of what you were just saying.

I love it - “Let me clear this up: I am definitely as much of an asshole as it first appeared. Thanks for the opportunity to clear that up.”

You’d think, but it’s poors doing the things and therefore the Rand crowd is agin’ it.

I love when people are right but not for the reasons they think, like when they call something that’s complete and obvious bullshit “biblical.”

Take your meds, Grandpa.

What does it look like to you on the ground there in Houston? Hope you’re holding up okay.

Counterpoint of equal thought and validity to that expressed in your post: farrrrrrrrttttttt.

Hold on - shut the fuck up with that nonsense.

I had that question too - if ever there were a person whose appearance so immediately gave away that they were 100% full of shit (besides the President, that is), it’s Osteen.

I was all ready with a Stacker Pentecost .gif but then I remembered that what he was cancelling there was the apocalypse, not armageddon, so never mind.

Well, two of them only need to outrun the third.

I think I can speak for everyone when I say: I’d really, really, really, really rather not.

Imagine making a stripper look that uncomfortable just at your very presence.

By an odd coincidence, I happened to rewatch TDK yesterday (actually, looking at the timestamp, exactly as you were writing that post). I agree that the chase sequence building up to the truck flip is, action-wise, the highlight of the movie, but I was impressed more than I would have thought by the final sequence…

Amen. Let the search begin.

It would help fill the gaping void in our lives left by the loss of Shade Court.

What depresses me the most about this hilarious comment is that you probably genuinely thought you were being clever.

I’m fine with that.