Here’s my vote for the next pack:

A Watchmen character would be cool, but mostly if it’s Doctor Manhattan, and his power move is to instantly vaporize his opponent then leave the game and go inhabit a spreadsheet elsewhere on your hard drive or escape into your browser or something.

This, exactly. If we get into a “the survivors will envy the dead” situation I fully intend to be one of the latter.

All good points, but what struck me after reading your article was that I’d completely and utterly forgotten that the Denver Nuggets exist.

I’m going to speculate, based on no evidence at all and just going with my gut here, that she’s not actually sorry. I know, I’m going out on a limb.

I’ll bet you $10 that charge gets upgraded in the very near future, given this discovery.

You mean Defcon 1, but aside from that I agree that POTUS is destroying the GOP. The only real question in that regard is if he also takes the country down with them.

It is hard fucking times indeed when we are forced to agree with Don Lemon.

This reminds me that I don’t have a problem with people moving to Arizona to avoid taxes as long as we cut off all roads into and out of the state and establish a no-fly zone (only allowing the inbound flights with these people in and empty planes coming out). Establishing Arizona as kind of a quarantine zone for…

It’s a stretch, but what the hell - I’ve got a few stars left today.

Weak.

Isn’t it weird and just so totally surprising that Mr. Saturn never returned to respond to your links? I am just shocked that he skedaddled when called out.

The Dixie Chicks whose tour made $56 million last year, most of which was in the U.S.? Those Dixie Chicks?

Since they first tried to contact her DURING THE FUCKING FUNERAL, “no.” Not a single one of them.

You might even say “Cool story, Bro.” (but in a totally sincere way, I mean)

Of course his first attempt at contact was during the fucking funeral. Jesus, he is the dumbest human being on the face of the Earth.

Well, the good news is it’ll be ocean floor in eighty years, so.

Why would you do this to others and to yourself.

I remember scoffing at him about that, and it wasn’t even a fifty-cent increase - it was something like 14 fucking cents. He expected to earn sympathy for his terrible predicament by assuming the public would give a flying fuck about paying 14 damn cents more for a terrible pizza.