I know - every time they went there I was like “WHERE THE FUCK IS SUE? GIVE ME MY SUE!”

I’d be weirded out if it wasn’t such an obvious fucking lie.

Yeah, sounds like someone had themselves a romantic encounter there and turned his feelings of something finally feeling exactly right into racial rage and self-loathing.

I’m also sad (now that I’ve finished catching up on Veep) that they didn’t find a way to have Sue around, or even cameo (other than in flashback) here and there. Sue was the goddamn BEST.

Sovay, who responded to the conclusion of the investigation insisted on Wednesday that, “It wasn’t a noose. It was a fishing knot.”

Jesus, it’s like he based his persona and look on Bill Paxton’s creepy asshole from True Lies.

Perhaps not, but then that’s also not what you were originally claiming, so we’re good.

I keep wondering after reading all of these - with all the fan stories of the insanely idiotic drunken behavior at NFL games (seems like there are really no exceptions to this), why in the world would a sane and respectable person want to go to one?

I’ve said it elsewhere and I’ll say it again here - Fox News must have run a piece on Truman’s announcement that morning for him to have decided to throw this in.

Anderson says that she began turning away celebrities “who want to look 30 when they’re 50. I think that’s a problem . . . I’m a 42-year-old mother of two. I’m not getting my face tucked or nipped or whatever.”

^^^^ yep, same thought.

Ah, just like Bungie had already done six years earlier in Marathon!

Argh, wish I’d scrolled down first, because I just made almost the exact same comment. That seems extremely problematic.

Wigdor had proposed in the failed resolution that the settlement be paid in a lump sum, which he was to distribute at his discretion among his clients, a method the Times notes is rare considering the disparate nature of the cases and their volume.

I don’t know; I think a member of the Lannister family is a decent fill-in for the quote, especially considering that he had just made several huge mistakes.

Participation trophies, in other words.

Yeah, I think it’s been pretty clear for at least a few decades that America was working hard on drowning in its own stupidity rather than anything more interesting or malevolent.

I really want to see someone talented mix that gif into this one:

I like how you have the guts to try to pretend you’re “working” from home. I respect that level of chutzpah.