Hey, I drank plenty of Boone’s Farm in my day and threw plenty of it right back up, and I’m still doing just f

““All I know is that at some point to be within policy, the officers had to be in fear for their life. So there had to be something that was done in to trigger that mindset in our officers,” Roach added.”

“HINT, HINT!” Roach added. 

He is both in over his head and suffering from dementia.

Anyone can sue for anything at any time.

I know what you meant, it’s just fun to note.

Who can say? I’m not a scientist, so I dunno.

Well, Bush literally was hired because of his family, so that’s a tough question to start out with.

It took the literal destruction of an American city for the Bush hangers-on who had a shred of reason remaining to actually start saying “gosh, maybe he isn’t such a great and powerful wizard after all!” I shudder to think what it’s going to take this time.

Thanks - I love finding things like “who can say” and “we don’t yet know” in articles from that era. The answer to all of those questions remains “every single person who is telling you what a goddamn disaster this is obviously going to be, you fucking asshole!”

Seems like he could easily sell ads there.

God...rings a bell - that’s the guy who literally instructed his followers to turn the other cheek, right? Cool, thanks, lady.

Gonna need a Shade Court ruling on this one.

Gonna need a Shade Court ruling on this one.

No, because those conclusions are not objectively reached in the first place. The specific assertion that she was bleeding all over her face is a specific objective claim, and documentary evidence that it is demonstrably false is perfectly fine.

The other issue here is that unfortunately we’re all better off in the long run if he spends his time on Twitter rather than attempting the job he is miserably incapable of performing.

Like a particularly dumb gossipy teenage mean girl, I’m sure you meant.

Goddamnit, Rufus. You literally have one job.

Based on the frequency of such claims, and the fact that they are always always always supposedly some part Cherokee, I think it’s clear that people simply pick Cherokee to claim as ancestry simply because it is the one they have heard of.

I CERTAINLY WASN’T AND DEFINITELY AM NOT NOW

For the record, my specific inspiration was:

I planned to piss on his grave one day until the dossier about the pee pee fetish came out, which throws a serious wrench in that plan because I wouldn’t want it misinterpreted as a sign of respect.

While it’s obviously a bit confusing since it has a similarity to a popular abbreviation for our country, he’s referring to “Upper Society” here. Victory over the poors! Fuck them, they have cake to eat and we’re all going to die anyway, ‘miright?!?