I think that’s exactly right - the people who formerly had no place to leak the info except the media now have a trusted and meaningful place to direct that information: Robert Mueller.

That’s why at all sexual encounters from here on in, they’ll have a producer sitting very close by to monitor ongoing consent.

Let me guess - autoerotic asphyxiation? I knew it. I just goddamn knew it.

Right, because the air doesn’t get warmer as the day progresses and thunderstorms definitely aren’t a factor of warm and thus more turbulent air and so thunderstorms aren’t demonstrably more common in the late afternoon.

My astonishment that anyone doesn’t know about Elective Mode existing in this 5-year-old game is rivaled only by my continuing astonishment that Blizzard made that dumb design choice in the first place.

Mike, they need you back in the booth now.

I’m arriving at this a day late, but I’m curious if you figured it out any time after posting that. (shit, never mind, for some reason not all the responses showed up for me initially. Retracted!)

To be fair that was a really good season of Friends.

Hey, that’s the name of the game.

“Also, yes, not the most comfortable situation but I don’t have huge respect for going along with it at the time and later tweeting about how weird it was.”

Oh come the fuck on. 

Yes, the post that is mocking her specifically noted that the Times acknowledged and corrected the error, which is what I said in what I thought were also simple English words. Heck, a person operating in good faith could click on the link in the article to see the retraction with their own eyes!

These guys have a much higher chance of being found guilty than van Dyke does, frankly. He’s going to skate on his fraidycat defense, but these guys don’t have that available.

“Harry Potter masturbating” is in your Google search history now, isn’t it.

Finally, a feel-good story in all of this awfulness! Thanks!

I know nothing about watching videos but I can’t fathom how someone could watch that video and think that wasn’t 100% the 3rd baseman’s fault.

$75,000 is the threshold requirement for getting into federal court on the basis of diversity jurisdiction. This needs to be pinned to the top of every single article that ever mentions a federal suit.

fart

That would be why, as the very article upon which you’re commenting noted in simple English words, they retracted it and issued an apology through Sarah’s favorite medium. No one is overlooking the truth here, including the New York Times.

Seems like it could be code for grabbing pussies, though.

Once again, a misunderstanding about a couple of Utes is resolved without too much fuss.