I really thought it was some sort of globe for a while.

Good to see that all that water-carrying has helped his upper body strength return.

Followup from the umpiring crew:

This times one million. He talks about literally everyone else - literally everyone else - like he’s the big swinging dick and they are something to be scraped off America’s shoes, but on Putin and Russia? Oh yes please we need to be ever so nice to this brilliant leader and strong, strong man!

“I don’t think Trump is a Russian agent.”

I agree, he’s far too stupid to be an agent. The word for what he clearly is to the Russians is asset.

What are you doing.

Nah. Thanks again, though.

What, are you trying to prove my parenthetical beyond all doubt?

Do you hear his name...when you listen to the wind?

Same in my house, except “Alexa! Alexa! Alexa!” and by that point she’s forgotten the name of the song she was going to request in the first place.

I’d go further - incapable of understanding why thoughts need to be logically linked in the first place.

Ooh, pre-emptive martyrdom. Bold tactic.

And if you’re on Denny’s property doing this and someone tells you to stop recording because it’s private property, tell them that Denny’s can fucking sue you later and keep right on recording.

If you were held, choking, you’d probably have a lot of involuntary movements to attempt to re-open your airway that would later be deemed “resisting”.

It’s typical GOP word salad. I’m surprised she didn’t manage to mention the troops and our glorious flag in there.

The only thing I find surprising about that is that, minimum wage needed to increase with inflation/cost-of-living is such a complete no-brainer that I’m genuinely surprised we found enough Americans with brains to poll.

I’ve tried to explain it to fellow white people as the difference between how you’d react if a buddy said to you “hey asshole, hand me my beer” and if a total stranger said to you “hey asshole, hand me my beer.” (Granted, anyone who has to have this explained to them is already too dumb to understand the difference,…

Sorry, your link isn’t working for me - any chance you could re-post it?

I think that was the other psychopathic son of the President. I forget which one is Uday and which one is Qusay, but the other one.

I snorted too.