After a good solid lunch I sometimes have trouble soloing the stairs.

Yeah, I read that and thought it skated really close to the line but avoided it by just enough. (disclosure: attorney, but not jury trial attorney)

Nah, you know if he took an IQ test he and everyone who works for him would insist that the result showed an IQ of well over 200, and that the test itself could not be released for privacy concerns, and that would be good enough for his followers who would go to their graves insisting that this was proof he was the…

““Shit, I just went to Myrtle Beach, 24 guys, and I was the only white guy; I got friends, “

Mm-hmm. 

I agree - MK8 felt a lot more fair to me than I ever remembered MK64 being (granted, it’s been nearly 20 years since the days of heavily playing MK64).

fart

I have to say I giggled at the “wow my adrenaline is still going” at the end of a spectacular run-on sentence. Yeah, man - we could tell!

What’s the current Vice President of the United States got to do with this?

It’s also hilarious that the Democrats did that in the specific context of a legislative branch that flat-out refused to do anything of any worth to the point that loosening the reins of executive power was necessary.

All else aside, this kind of statement seems like the exact fucking reason Fox would have hired Whitlock in the first place.

I thought that Hank and Gomie left Jason Whitlock in a hotel room due to a made-up threat on his life so they could get info about what Walt did with the money?

Jason Whitlock does seem like a guy whose greatest* genuine pleasure in life is when someone calls him “one of the good ones.”

*food jokes notwithstanding

NO ONE ASKED Y-

Oh, I see - cheerfully withdrawn!

Goddamnit, now I have to go back and read those yet another time because they were so awesome.

Yeah, this is a movie begging for a modern remake. Although someone else mentioned the “Axis of Time” trilogy, and that has all this and more, and would be a total mindfuckingly awesome set of movies so I want that more.

Ironic considering his status as former host of The Man Show.

I can’t believe all those people supplied scientific mumbojumbo when it’s obvious that the correct answer is the greater number of always refreshing ice-cold Buds being cracked open at Wrigley.

Do we laugh with The Raptor or at The Raptor, though?

Or is it that he doesn’t wear pants because he’s that fucking high?

Dammit, now I see you addressed this looming issue already.