Not enough hours in the day, honey.... not enough hours in the day......

The same is true in AZ, the shelters are all Chis or Pitties. I hear some shelters are shipping the Chis out to midwest and eastern states where they are harder to come by and very much desired. Breaks my heart to think of these sensitive dogs sitting in shelters.

My little girl looks exactly like your mom's dog!

That is a fucking nightmare right there..... you are a saint, I would have kicked his ass out of my house after the first shitstorm, no reason to deal with that.

Weren't permitted to eat curly fries???? Yeh, you definitely did the right thing dumping his sorry ass....

My pooping bench changed my life.... You don't need an expensive Squatty Potty, just put a foot stool in there, anything that raises your knees higher than your hips. Life (pooping) as you know it will be vastly improved. Trust me on this...

I'm pretty sure that's what all men want... A mommy they can sex with...

Ooooohhh! Cuteness! I have no waist, like seriously, my boobs and my hips are about 4 inches apart(I'm 5' tall) so this might work great! I'm stoked!

What is this magical skater garment you speak of? Are they for adult people? What enchanted forest sells them in plus sizes??? I must know now so I may explore some cute holiday garb! This could cast out that dark cloud from my kingdom!!

When I was about 12, my friend and I were totally bored one Saturday afternoon and begged my mom to let us bake a boxed cake mix. It only needed eggs and oil added, so no big deal, and she said yes. It was going pretty well, and the batter was blending beautifully in the mixer, when I decided to scrape down the sides…

Ice cream for breakfast! YAY!

No, actually the fact that it's so mundane and widespread makes it the perfect thing to judge someone over..... you'd have to TRY not to notice that sort of thing.

Really? I can't.... Ever watched a TV? Ever read a breakfast menu? They almost always list the different ways an egg can be cooked, so even if you're oblivious to every other plate in every other restaurant you've ever had a breakfast in, you'd also have to be illiterate not to catch that.... it's called Willful…

So what you're saying is that you are totally aware that eggs can be prepared in different ways, you have (had) a language barrier that might have caused some issue. That, my friend, is a completely invalid argument here, as this man had no such issue. I'm sorry but he was just ignorant, and probaby stupid too.

HA! Whenever my dad sees someone say or do something completely idiotic, his general comment is "And his vote counts as much as mine..."

You are terribly misguided, the cake is nothing more than an icing delivery vehicle, the more icing the better, so all those icing/sugar/fondant decorations are an integral part of the cake-to-icing flavor ratio.... word to the I, yo!

HA! That was funny and oh so true..... I hear ya sister!

I have a small bench by my potty and its a revelation how amazing my pooping has become. Knees up everyone!

Excellent piece. At once heart-wrenching and fascinating, and very well written. I feel somehow different having read it and hearing of this experience, it's not something most of us would ever think about, yet it goes on every day all over the world.

I feel ya, I live in AZ, where the properties are all smooshed together with ugly block walls fencing everyone in..... I dream of wide open spaces.....