Live free or die!

The internet is my therapy, but it also makes me nuttier. I think I need to hire an actual therapist to calm me down after posting crazy internet person things.

a-haha. hahaha.*

New plan for my reception after-party, beers on the Green Monstah!

Bitching? I think “Bemused” is a better description of our feelings on the matter. The damn motto of Felger & Mazz is If you ain’t cheatin, you ain’t trying*

*Not Really, but it should be.

COMPLETELY immobile. I love my QB, but Brady literally does not move from that pocket. When shit is going down, he’ll through the ball to Dorchester before running through a gap in the blocking.

*My random and off-topic takeaway. #GoPats

Is that Kate Bosworth?

After studying this photo for far too long, this bitch for President. F-me pumps, Giant Black Bra Strap, and a 2nd-day-wash sideknot when everyone else has perfect curling iron ‘dos. She’s got DGAF written all over her.

both, but they call them “Health and Wellness” days so we’re encouraged to use them for whatever-sick days, doc appts, etc.

That being said, the last time I stayed home for being acutely sick was for vertigo. I couldn’t stand upright without puking. But, by the 3rd day he was definitely a little less understanding when…

Hostile environment- you mean MetLife Stadium or the Deadspin offices? 9-0, baby!

Can I just say, I love that she has moles. I have moles, so seeing her picture on the cover of Vogue with moles makes me think that some day I will be on the cover of Vogue with moles.
But seriously. Gorgeous woman, Don’t be sad.

I thought so, but every now and then I get a crisis of confidence in my coolness. Thanks for helping me through this one!

Yeah, Brian. Kind of seems like you already have your answer. Checks and Plaids don’t always coordinate.

I thought it was a historical reference to President Polk. Like, a supporter of his.

Also cool- calling people “polk hats” because I misheard “pole cat” on West Wing once.

I use “doll face” all the time.

What!? I didn’t know that.

Wow. Just, wow.

Is a burrito a sandwich?

You’re right. Thackery and his whiplash friend at the beginning are also good people.