Fast & Furious, too. The first one. If you liked Blue Crush then I might not have to explain liking F&F.

I wish there was an offshoot, somewhere in the Gawker suite of blogs, that we could all talk about people being terrible to food-service workers. I think it would be a pretty good idea if we had a place like that, I tell you what.

That wouldn’t do shit. Surge pricing might work, though.

We had a similar incident at a very large organization a couple years back. It was to the point where the entire email system was bogged down and it took hours for any email to be delivered. I found it ironic that 1,000 different people replied all to say “don’t reply all!”... You’re part of the problem, asshole!

I say gaslighted, because it refers to the movie. I used this phrase to my husband last year, and he had no idea what I was talking about. I tried to explain, then just said fuck it, and we watched the movie.

Shout out to all my fellow Jezzies who read “inexpensive Yankee candles” and thought about how you only get Yankee candles when they're on the clearance endcap at TJ Maxx.

Kristaps Porzingis has a new favorite restaurant: the Cheesecake Factory. Why? “They have millions of different cheesecakes.” He’s not wrong.

I stand corrected. I honestly belived I could never be wrong because I’m a 20 year old college student.

These look gimmicky, and maybe we just have really, really dumb mice around here, but they’ve worked well for me. Fast kill and easy clean up - soothing your troubled conscience. Just throw the whole thing out.

Damn, I’m late with this. But I suppose I can still share just how much trouble I got into as a teenager.

My grammar school (catholic) was 3 levels, so there were a lot of stairs involved, especially when you got into the upper grades (6th-8th) and started changing classes. My buddies and I were hockey nuts (growing up in NJ in the late 80’s) and in between classes if we passed each other in the halls, stairs, parking…

“I wrote some innocuous thing in 1789 that was just supposed to be about militias and muskets, and now none of these other asshats in heaven will let me live it down.”

I understand that reference.

Way cool. You’re as ornery as a polk hat. I like it.

“A tweet regarding Ohio State was meant to be sent from a personal account, operated by Janice in Accounting. Because Janice in Accounting Don’t Give A Fuck.” - Houston Chronicle

He already added the 1 for country code.

^^^ this is accurate. I tried to rewatch it the other night and could not get through it. I can’t remember where I read this, but at the time Bette told a young SJP and I’m paraphrasing: “Girl, you better step up and find a hambone in you somewhere.” Good advice. I love Bette.

I’ve been waiting for this because last winter something happened to me that really freaked me out.

Since I’ve seen a number of dumb and bad commenters make some version of this comment, so I’ll respond to you!