Keep fighting the good fight, Target. Between this and y’all, you know, treating trans people like actual people, I can feel Bill O’s blood pressure going up.

It’s because Thanksgiving is one of the only few American holidays that is meant to bring together all Americans in a non-denominational celebration of the time Native Americans introduced the country to high-fructose corn syrup. It’s truly the tie that binds us.

Yeah but Thanksgiving is about food consumption, aka the best kind of consumption

A hard fought gain in the War on Christmas

“We’ve decided to let this celebration of conspicuous consumption take a back seat to this celebration of conspicuous consumption.”

EXACTLY what I was thinking. God, she’s such a poseur.

Hahaha that was my first thought too

This threw me off too. I know nothing about hair but it seems that going from blue to blonde with a box is kind of difficult. I suppose a professional could make it happen, but really.

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

Just so it doesn’t go unnoticed among the overall inhumanity & nastiness of these tweets: Sharyl Attkisson was a CBS News person until the ‘liberal bias’ there drove her out; she’s now writing Victimhood manuals and spreading her conspiracy narratives on Sinclair Broadcast Group, which trends well to the right of FOX…

I didn’t see the show. Why is this? Why is the Comfort not being used?

Watching Auntie Rachel last night about this was enough to give any sane person a rage stroke. The USS Comfort is docked, finally, in Puerto Rico, with hundreds of hospital beds at the ready and 800 doctors and nurses and PAs ready to help, and yesterday, while at least 4 people died in hospitals in San Juan itself…

IT’S BEEN 3 WEEKS!

Going by my relatives in Kansas, Republicans think politics is like football or baseball where you have your team, everyone else is the enemy and even if they’re duds this year you don’t let fans of other teams give you no shit.

Glib, superficial charm combined with a ruthless self-centered amorality is a perfect recipe for rising in politics.

I mean, on the one hand, not surprised, on the other hand... it should be unusual?

Wait. Taco Bell isn’t high quality?

The “There’s something about her I just don’t like...” people can go jump off a bridge. They knew exactly what it was about her they didn’t like. She was a woman.

I don’t think it is asserting they are crimes, but pointing out the hypocrisy (they worked for a campaign that routinely argued Clinton should be locked up), as well as the idiocy of using a private email server to conduct government business AFTER it became the defining issue of the campaign in which they were both…

Exactly, the Clinton Foundation. I can’t believe those scoundrels peddled influence to wealthy donors in exchange for money to fight AIDS and such.