My 4 year old tries to convince me of this

chatroulete?

I had a bad 2 or 3 times a week McDonalds habit that I detoxed myself from awhile back. Now on the very rare occasion that I do indulge, I feel physically ill.

Can one of the four items be self-respect?

The AV Club
creepy clowns and giant purple things infiltrate you

He was in Bosom Buddies. I think he was the bosom

Which one of these would be the best to listen to after my jai alai game, when I am enjoying a nice snack of salted herring and squid juice?

Yes, but using putting a word which can also be a noun into a long list of nouns is obfuscating.

it's like these articles don't even get an editorial glance before getting posted.

"Early on, Jane Hammond (Natalie Portman) and her young daughter spy husband and father Bill"

yeah, they obviously bit off more than they could chew with LA. They were probably tired of small town stuff with the originally series, but to plausibly show (not imply) the breakdown of a large city would take the budget of a blockbuster movie.

The standard diagnostic is "Oh, a sarcasm detector, that's a reeeaaaal useful invention…"

I'm guessing Caitlyn Jenner could.

It depends how abrupt it was. If 99% of the population dropped dead in an instant, the survivors would have enough canned food, water, medicine and supplies to live for the rest of their lives. If the event was dragged out several weeks or months (as a ZA would likely unfold), so people started hoarding and…

There was no detectable sarcasm in Danette's statement

"But when we last saw our band of Walking Dead prequel heroes, all flesh-biting hell had broken loose in Los Angeles, so Zovatto probably won’t play some carefree teen."

sounds…. generic

Yikes, this season overall has been pretty crappy, and this episode did not help things out.

*KFP3 producers keeping shoving gobs of money in their pockets, as they glance over shoulders at bored movie audience*

How about Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos?