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There is a "u" in Canada?

Abraham Lincoln?

Bovary!

The Live 4 Ever?

Nice call - maybe this happens next episode

I could see John thinking he could handle everything, and not wanting to let the cops make a muck of it.

Naw, it was not seen as "Prince Naz flouting the peasants", but as Naz going one-on-one with the guy who called him out.

Power needs to be exercised to be appreciated.

Counsel would like to subpoena case files from Freaky vs Friday , if it please the court?

So… why is Bill Cosby persona non grata, but Woody Allen still gets Hollywood phone calls returned?

Are you sure you want to let that cat out of the bag?

I'm going to have to challenge your expertise on transcorporeal metaphyics

"You might think that being comatose and having my soul inside a cat would make my chances for re-election more unlikely than a basket full of biscuits standing a chance against something generically folksy. All I can say, welcome to America in 2016"

Hopefully he has a chauffeur named Toonces…

"You know, you know the used-car business better than I do, so I'm just going to go with whatever you suggest."

Your credulousness and deferral to authority is really something

could be, but the fact that he woke up not completely covering in blood from a gruesome murder seems to point to "no"

an onion glacier volcano?

This has been going on for decades, back to Stalin times and beyond

if only she had piles of cash to console her in her creative bankruptcy!