hopefully they have him tied up in a basement somewhere

the wrong half…

I would have been more interested in mermaids if their fish and lady halves were reversed.

i think that was the one I was thinking of

This is not the second-act wheel spinning you were looking for…

maybe she just came back for her stamp collection?

Doug

Hot and emotionally damaged is a potent combination…

Ariel only got paid half as much as Prince Eric.

Can we unleash "clownies" on the McDonald's Twitter handle next?

The AV Club

I always thought of Tony the Tiger as black, as far as cartoon anthropomorphic animal cereal mascots can have a race.

Maybe if you did it while underwater

Yeah, it's bizarre that Monopoly is seemingly the "default" board game that many people seem to have in their house. Such a terrible, terrible game.

yeah, what a dumb "strategy".

Well, there was a partial counter with the Card that made you pay x% of the value of all the property you own.

something something down under

I thought you were going to say "sleep with their girlfriends".

Or you could learn how to fix your dice rolls.

explain how!