Again - that just makes them shitty parents. It's understandable, but looking at your kid as a cash cow instead of a human being is crap (and honestly, more dehumanizing on a lot of levels than how Disney treats them)

Go fuck yourself, Bismarck.

Or maybe they're sad because someone they know and liked, who had a young daughter, just died tragically and violently?

Like this one:

I will not watch this, but I will second Scott Foley as terribly sexy.

Hmm...if I add "upwardly mobile creative type" to my LinkedIn profile will it help me get a better job?

Seriously though, I will by this the day it comes out. She's changed the landscape of television—pulp or no!

I will pre-order this book in hardcover today. Boom.

Why is Robin Thicke on this list?

I don't eat for pleasure, I eat for nutrients. - Scott Eastwood

I don't eat for pleasure, I eat for nutrients. - Scott Eastwood

Or Aidan Turner.

Who knew Elisabeth could read.

Olivia Pope is very vexed.

But she can't stop! She won't stop!

When I have been tempted to make fun of a friend's goofy looking baby (she readily admits he's got the crazy eyes), I remind myself that the kid who played Neville Longbottom was supposed to be unfortunate looking. Then he grew up into this:

Yeah, I'm no Israel apologist (please don't get me started on all the things wrong with every policy they have), but... Hamas is a terrorist organization. There is no "viewed as."

I've been told that's a 'box gap', not a thigh gap. I've got that too, right before my thighs smash into each other and hold on for dear life.

Has RHOBH started back up again???!!!

I've always thought a swift (and not too hard, obvs) slap across the leg/arm/butt of a misbehaving child is far less damaging than a harsh word. So sue me.

That Justin Beiber Pic look just like: