Never, whore.

I feel like Kanye is the Jennifer Coolidge in the relationship...

Yes, a new, wholesome inspiration for us all.

I hope it isn't, because that's right where I went, too.

No it's not weird. The first thing I thought was, wouldn't that cause some weird rash? The second thing that crossed my mind was yawn...it's been done before. Tawny rocked.

You weren't the only one.

And chafing. Don't forget the chafing.

For real, "Tax Purposes!" is going to be the new thing I yell out when I'm caught doing something strange in public. Which happens, um, often enough that I should probably re-evaluate some life choices. Currently I'm using "Inscrutable Female Reasons!" but it's starting to get stale.

That sounds like a fair deal...as long as you agree to take Justin Bieber back.

you just reminded me how much i fucking hate that criticism of zooey deschanel. i agree with her, wearing a peter pan collar doesn't invalidate her feminism, jfc.

Happy dancing! Me too! That deserves a gif! (How many can you get?)

I secretly really want to read this and watch the Lifetime movie. I'm not really sure why, and I know I should be ashamed of myself. But I do.

I love how this website does not like Kate yet they love Harry she may be vanilla but a least she is not racist or has worn a Nazi uniform.

"fondly chronicles" can easily read as "chronically fondles" very easily after a long day. even after the third time of reading it.

she is married to a man of color and has a child of color. i think she can personally identify with issues of race.

Laura, I figured this might be an okay time to ask:

Unless this is your father