Is it really a free country if you can't get busy in Home Depot display shed? This is not what our Founding Fathers intended. Well, at least Ben Franklin.

Ugh, Home Depot? Come on. Lowe's has much better selection, I can never make it through there without getting aroused.

I don't even understand why she was there. They couldn't get anyone else?

All I could do was laugh. Then bring in co-workers to laugh with me. Wow, wow is all you can say.....

I don't understand. What does Leeann Rhimes have to do with MLK? And rain? And an umbrella? Like... there has to be some level of 'logic' behind their thinking for this. Obviously sane, rational people don't see it (because, hello, racism and a huge big fat insult and step backward in human/black rights). Which is why…

I was about to say the exact same thing. why wouldn't people ask her about Miley? She actually has a connection to her since she worked with her on HM. And Brooke has a new TV show coming out that she is doing press junkets for. It's one of the few times that asking about a situation actually makes sense. (see asking…

#sensual? Actually, I believe the word you're looking for is sesual. Here, I will use it in a sentence:

I wish people would rub chocolate covered strawberries on my butt. Why doesn't anyone love me?????

Lindy, you raise a very interesting question: What ARE the kids of Roundhouse doing these days? I like to imagine that they have 5 year reunions where they get sentimental and part as they sing, "As long as the music keeps playin, you know what I'm sayin... you know that you can find a fri - eeee -eeeennnnnd..."…

Wow, I had no idea Wentworth Miller was gay. I thought he was into fish people. #worstbuffyepisodeever

Wentworth is gay?!?!?!

I get this a lot because I lived mostly in rural areas where folks never learned about black (anything) and don't come into contact with many black folks. With them, I just make it a history lesson and talk about free persons of color (which I know my family was comprised of quite a bit..) and about a history of…

God, I hate that fucking question. My family has been here longer than most white people. Some African dude obviously made it possible for me to be here, but he probably arrived in the 18th century and was long gone by the time my Creole great- grandmother was born in 1895.

I've gotta wonder just how common knowing exact details is. How many people know this history after more than a generation or two?

See, I thought slaveholders and traders would discover and then lovingly share each slave's ethnic background with them, like a bedtime story. I am shocked, I tell you, shocked to learn otherwise. /sarcasm

I am about as white as you can be (my mom's peeps came from scotland forever ago, and my father is norwegian) and yet people INSIST that I have a more "exotic" heritage because of my facial features? hair texture? fact that I tan easily? I don't know. I remember the first time someone asked me if I was "mixed." I was…

My favorite is when people tell me I'm not "really" Latin American or Jewish because I look like a WASP-y Russian with snow-white skin. My heritage shapes who I am even if you can't see it.

This whole thing is a Monty Python skit waiting to be written.

A Matt Lauer one. He's a bit of a dick.

There. Fixed it.