Bitch, it's Blue IVY. Get that shit right lest you want a lawsuit filed on your ass.

My reaction:

If I have a girl child, I'm naming her Amanda Bynes Jessica Parker. If I have a boy, I'm going with Boyoncé.

Probably after Harry. The rest aren't as cute. I mean, Liam is nice, but no. And Zayn is a silly spelling. hahaha! Seriously, just kidding. Sorry. Tired. Don't mind me.

25 years from now, we will all be logging into VR for Jezebel 2.0's take on the wedding of Elizabeth, Princess of Wales and Karisma Kardashian-West.

FUCK THIS NOISE. I am three days overdue and want this baby OUT!!!! At least at this point my son won't have the same birthday as the Kardashian spawn.

I didn't realize she was THAT pregnant already. People giving her crap for being big really can go to hell (where they will no doubt be treated to Kim K in person for eternity. Karma's a bitch).

Courtney Stodden made a sex tape?!

HAHAHA! Nice.

I came.