So...we’re just not going to talk about the fact that Jordan’s brother has the same weird-ass, soft-serve hair as he does?

...why isn't she wearing bottoms?

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN POINTING AT?!

JLD you have my heart forever. FOR-freaking-EVER.

I am sad that he won't be James Bond but, on the other hand, I'm not sure my lady parts could take that. Seriously. That bad a case of Blue Tubes might actually kill me.

My mother has had six children, five vaginally, and has had both an episiotomy and natural tearing, and she tells me that the natural tears always healed much quicker and were not nearly as big as the episiotomy cuts.

" In this story,there are zero quotes from Christina Aguilera, but an insider says she "didn't get lipo." Instead she stopped eating fast food, cut back on booze..."

I think my exact words were "Ugh, R5? I don't even know who you are and I hate you."

I actually think it's kind of cool that she is actively working towards her goals, even after being mercilessly reduced to a joke by ALL of pop culture when she was only thirteen.

For the record, I don't know why their names just became links. I didn't do that.

I just can't fully wrap my head around the fact that, once upon a time, Chloë Sevigny and Wilmer Valderrama were at the same place, at the same time, working on the same project. It's like I don't think of them as existing in the same universe, you know?

How do you tell someone that their kids are going to ruin their family Christmas card? Like...seriously?

It's moments like these when I really, really just want to ask "If you don't think that's racist, what do you think racism is?!"

I don't find the character relatable (if I guy walked up to me in a bar wearing a hoodie I'd probably be like Dude! Matching hoodies! Let's drink and make out!) but I will say that I do know the girl this is meant to relate to.

It's a really long shot but I still hold out hope for the Beek from the Creek. (Not really, I just really love this episode. Long live Don't Trust the B-)

Thank you!

I know this isn't an open thread, and I'm really sorry about this, but I can't figure out how to post this to the groupthink page. I've been googling like mad and can't figure it out. Someone help, pretty please.

I desperately need fans who will sign petitions to get me out of things that I don't want to do.

Cannot read the words "Business Bitch" without thinking of this:

I loose it every time. A