I find it kind of sad that Jessica Simpson is THAT HUGE and can still walk in 4 inch heels, while I still struggle with anything heel over two inches with an empty uterus.

Oh Jon Hamm. I would totally let you photobomb my vagina.

It's a sad thought, but I would totally watch that.

It's funny out this Dirt Bag jumps on Rachel Bilson for saying this but, if this were The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, and someone was wearing a backless, super low cut mini dress, something much along the same sentiments would have been expressed.

I don't know why, but I find Teen Mom to be much more problematic than 16 & Pregnant. Someone want to explain my feelings to me?

I hung in there for most of the Italy season (though I really don't know why) and I watched the first couple of episodes of this season, but I just couldn't after the second episode. It's just not fun anymore. Wasn't Vinny going to law school in the first season? It's just sad now that they aren't a bunch of kids…

Slug pride!

I did! I was a Community Studies major at UC Santa Cruz. The question "What's that?" always follows "What was your major in college?" Every. Freaking. Time.

As I was writing it I kept thinking, "This is going to be one of those awkward jokes when no one knows what the hell I'm saying, isn't it?" So, thank you for making me not feel like a loser.

Oh Michael Cera. You have been George Michael in one form or another in everything you've been in since Arrested Development and I love it every single time.

Dude, I totally agree with your mom. I mean, I can see where Courtney can come off as annoying, and I don't know that I would want my brother to have a lifelong relationship with her, but I did appreciate that she is honest and doesn't bullshit and kind of demands "If you like ME you better fucking show ME,…

Um, if I recalling information I received in my childhood correctly, ghostwriters are balls of light that float round and write things, and you are supposed to keep them a SECRET.

Wow. From the title of this post I was expecting something very different. I feel tricked.

Rick Santorum won three states yesterday...nothing makes sense anymore.

I never really got into Twitter or Tumblr (though I have accounts for both) but I freaking LOVE Pinterest. Yes, I like that it helps me identify what I want, but I suppose it is so rarely that I get to see all of the little pieces that I find or think of all together like I can on my boards. It helps me identify…

Here is mine! [pinterest.com]