Last week I was walking a few blocks away from my house and accidentally took this wrong turn down this street filled with mostly empty warehouses. I kept thinking "Oh no! Someone could be hiding in one of these doorways, waiting to grab me and rape me!" and then I thought "Someone could be hiding in one of these…

Yay! Kerry Washington! And since Traci Ellis Ross returned to television with Reed Between the Lines, both of my primary modern Black style icons are on TV! SO EXCITED!

Ok, good. That scared me for a second. I was beginning to suspect that I was the most unobservant person in the world. There's not way that Emma Stone dating a cast member of Glee would have gotten past me, as much as I am on Jezebel.

Is it weird that I kind of want to watch Khloe & Lamar? I mean, don't get me wrong...the Kardashians make me sick, but Khloe and Lamar are so cute!

Oh no, me too. I mean, it hasn't been that long since I looked down there, but I didn't think I would have to look for a second one!

Thanks. I realized after I submitted that I forgot about that one. I edited!

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm with Russell Crowe on this one. What to the Oscars have against Ryan Gosling? First they look him over Lars and the Real Girl, then Blue Valentine, now Drive AND Ides of March?!?! I mean, what the fuck?!?!?! What does this boy have to do to at least get a nod?! I mean, I know…

Wait, Saturday evening? Then why were all Manhattan bound L trains not running Saturday MORNING? I heard there was a police investigation down there.

I miss Katie Holmes' short hair. With her long hair it's like Tom Cruise is banging Joey Potter, and that is so wrong that I die a little bit inside each time I see them together. Plus it looked super cute on her.

Ah, my Keanu Reeves crush is beginning to bud again. It's a blossom that began to bloom during "Something's Gotta Give," but was snuffed out after an unfortunate viewing of "The Lake House."

Wow. That was really uncomfortable to watch.

Umm...my sister just posted some adorable pictures of my nephew freaking the fuck out on Santa's lap in the mall...I'm pretty sure Christmas is still openly celebrated.

Maybe it's the two and a half shots of tequila I had before watching this video, but there is something about Michael Buble that is kind of (shockingly) turning me on right now. And I swore I would never let myself feel this way again after what he did to Emily Blunt! Maybe it's the vest?

Ok, I was into what Tori Spelling was saying until she said her fender was falling off.

That just reminded me that I used to think that Katherine Heigl was a good actress...she just makes poor choices when deciding what movies to take, y'all.

If it is then I am guilty of it as well. I yelled out "Oh my god!" My upstairs neighbors were kind of disturbed. It was just so unexpected.

I also disagree. I don't think anyone who owns his own Batman costume could be called boring...ever.

I use panties. I didn't know I was apart of some kind of minority.

PRESS?! Seriously? I was kind of hoping that was a fake name.

Hmmm. I could see Emma and Manny being way into tumblr.