We all can, Sugarbeetle. We all can.

I want Giffords to run for president one day. I would love to see anyone try to pull one of those "But you have periods so how could you possibly be tough enough for the presidency?" arguments on her.

Andy Samberg is hosting shark week, and I don't mean your period...

Oh my gosh, Gwyneth Paltrow, I am beginning to forget the reasons why I've been weirded out by you. Keep...that...shit...up!

Hahaha! Congratulations!

Bleh. While he hair is that color we are on a break.

Dear Summer's Eve,

My mom could see what would come and she never bought me one. I think knowledge of what my brother and I did to play-doh was enough for her to know that I shouldn't have had anything that shot out glitter.

You and me both.

It's the weirdest thing, but I NEVER forgot the jingle to the Glitterator commercial. NEVER.

Oh Michael Cera. There is just something about your awkwardness that never ceases to make me smile.

I'm with you on this one. I don't know when strapless became the standard and sleeves became only appropriate for the "mature" bride, but I've always wanted sleeves! Sleeves, damn it!

May that relationship burn in hell forever and ever.

Vandalism isn't all bad. My freshman year of college I lived in an all-girls hall and we took a bunch of sharpies and made a "love wall" in our bathroom. You know, encouraging, loving, positive words to each other that surrounded this giant colorful heart we had drawn. It was the coolest stall to be in.

Wait, so OK! has this entire discussion about whether or not J Lo and Ben Affleck should be together again and did not once mention...you know...the wife and two children he already has? Who might be a slight hindrance to these plans?

Maybe they've found new common ground now that they've both been to jail.

"The latest in Lindsay Lohan's string of awesome and healthy choices: Partying with former foe Paris Hilton."

Are you especially prone to liking men who turn out to be gay? (And once you learn that they are gay you think to yourself "Well that was kind of staring me in the face the whole time, wasn't it?")

I think my first on screen crush was Lee Thompson Young from The Famous Jett Jackson...I'm not sure what category an actor who plays an actor who plays a superhero falls under. When looking to past real-life crush and dating history I seem to be drawn to a kind of douchebag-nerd hybrid (i.e. the very intelligent, good…

The most recent episode of Teen Mom.