Am I the only one who does not find the saxophone to be a sexy instrument? I suppose that the fact that I relative that happen not to like very much plays one, but...

So, when I read the headline, I immediately got all excited, thinking "I AM ABOUT TO SEE A BOUQUET OF PUPPIES! THIS THIS GOING TO BE FUCKING ADORABLE!" Now that I see what it actually is, I suppose it makes more since. How would one arrange puppies in a bouquet? I'm not sure it's possible...but I still want it.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

"What do you tell him if you haven't talked to him about sex yet?" Umm...I knew about genitalia long before I knew about sex, lady. I can understand not wanting to outline the baby making process for your young one, but that doesn't mean the parts have to be kept a secret!

I was living in France for over a year and when I finally came back to California the first thing I did (after hugging my parents and collecting my luggage) was head straight to an In-N-Out.

I actually kind of thought it was funny. I guess I'm in the minority here.

Please, why won't this thing die? I don't need random guys who feel that they have the right to harass me in public thinking their penises are any more of a Godsend than they already do.

I'm with Ellen, what is with the hand motions? Does she play the penis like some kind of fiddle or flute or something?

Let the record show that Kathy was only pretending to spank him until Hoda pointed and commanded "Spank him!"

I find that my most painful periods come right after really painful ovulation, when my ovaries swell to the point where I am in pain for a couple of days.

I nearly spit my food all over my computer screen. Oh Big Boi. Your observations are so much like my own.

I guess if cats can have twitter account then it only makes sense that a one-month-old would have one...well, it makes some kind of sense.

I agree, the cover looks awesome. I don't get the hatred.

We're only two episodes in, and already I'm missing Bethenny Frankel's super sarcastic, snarky, hilarious comments. Don't get me wrong, I am totally loving Bethenny Ever After, and I think she stands well on her own, but these women obviously need her.

The world is upside down.

Way to emphasize the wrong word Kelly Bensimone. Glad to see you're still crazy. It makes me happy for the upcoming episodes for this season of RHONY. Yay!

I love Anne Hathway, I do, but this glasses trend annoys me to no end. Maybe it's because I do wear glasses and am otherwise blind without them and, therefore, regard these hipsters as...well, LIARS. I think that's it.

That Emily Blunt is a very lucky woman.

Exactly! I think the best thing that came out of this episode was finding out who we should blame for what happened to Tocarra!

Second favorite moment of the night, when weirdo branding mom got excited that the same people who evaluated toothpaste brands were going to be branding her son. Sounds healthy to me!