saraskates
Rollergurrrrl
saraskates

But don’t forget, wheel of fortune at 7.

I’ve never shaved my legs and I’m a grown woman. Fuck society. One time I had this one night stand and he grabbed my legs and goes “damn girl, you need to shave!!!” good times.

Wait it was Purgatory?

I don’t know why they changed that in the tv show. Kinda pathetic to make it like he raped her. In the book she is stunned by how gentle and caring he is.

That was weirdly hypnotic.

Yaaas Pat Sajak is a fucking gem #wheeloffortune4eva

Them sitting there with that 19 year old medium was so bizarre, and next commercial he has a show coming out. It all makes sense.

What makes it fun is it’s anonymous. At least mine is. I say whatever the fuck I want. Not like fb where I actually know those people.

Followed!

I like how that one just sat down. Imma just chill here.

I had to google too *bows head shamefully*

Ugh we all have those stories, don’t we. I had the mean/flirty boy on the school bus. One day I had a terrible giant pimple on my forehead, and of course I was 12 so I didn’t wear make up. He leered at me from his seat in the row in front of me to say “nice rack” and then looked at my pimple in a horrified way and

Gah how could my boy John Taylor be aging badly and Roger looks good?? That is so wrong! I had so many John Taylor posters on my wall growing up.

That commercial is too funny. It's like OMG he's leaving!!!!

He cut his hand when the knife broke. They kill off many main characters on this show, but it won't be our boy Rick. He'll be there to the end.

I love me some Joni! I will sing You Turn Me On, I'm a Radio at karaoke with zero fucks given about the folks going out to smoke during it. Whatevs. You know nothing. Still working up the courage to do Help Me.

The best cereal ever, which was only sold in limited stores last year, was Fruit Loops WITH marshmallows. OMG the fucking best. I tried to buy out the store before they stopped selling it. It’s perfect see, because the non-marshmallow parts are the worst part of Lucky Charms. They made a perfect cereal, and then they

My male best friend farts freely in front of me. Not fair. I still can’t.

Insanity. I know lunchables aren’t the best, but we’ve all had those nights when it was all too much and lunchables get the job done. My boy (8 years) is currently desiring nutella and banana sandwiches (future Elvis). Yes I know that’s a lot of sugar but he’s a skinny little thing. I am down with what he will eat. I

LOVE LOVE LOVE ANTM! Been a faithful viewer for years. Spot on about the ridiculous torture Tyra puts the girls through - remember that one time she made the girls roller skate and there was only like one girl who knew how? And the others are just eating shit all over the sidewalk? Cruel Tyra, so cruel.