wow tswift is an atrocious dancer

I like Kirsten Dunst, but I also do not. Anyone else feel that way?

Really just seems like the person writing this is someone with too much time on their hands is trying to over complicate kids movies with their own logic. We can’t just enjoy movies anymore is what I get from this article.

Too old to read these comments about how everyone is “too old” in their early fucking twenties.

I truly liked Chris Farley as a performer, but his persona had already started to wear thin even before he died (the substance abuse probably exacerbated this). I had to remind myself of this since in my mind he’s still the guy from SNL and Tommy Boy, but his comedic performances those last few years were increasingly…

Penises are notoriously bad at picking up on verbal or nonverbal clues as they have no independent sensory organs.

Just yesterday, I was at the corner store buying my standard migraine hangover cure: giant ass Coke Zero and some salt-and-vinegar potato chips. I had messed up hair, sunglasses deployed, ratty-ass clothes, and Kid Electron in tow, because it’s just not a migraine hangover without a three-year-old asking for Skittles…

“Oh for fuck’s sake! Stop trying to make your boring ass babies cool with my last name.”

So basically, he victimized enough women to almost provide a decent sample size to do a proper study on the effects of rape.

“The kids were found to be in contempt of court for refusing an order by the judge. That’s why they were sent to Children’s Village. As a judge she has every legal right to hold anyone in contempt who doesn’t follow her orders.”

Because family court judges aren’t supposed to send kids to juvie. They don’t even have the jurisdiction to send kids to jail. The kids aren’t parties to the divorce.

Sucks she wouldn’t do an interview. This probably didn’t help!

“Learn to take a compliment damn it! You’re not even that hot. You’re fat! You should be grateful someone noticed you! Slut!”

I mean it in the sense that people don’t want to believe these girls knew exactly what they were doing. They knew and had tons of control too. Holly was extremely smart and played a HUGE part in landing that show with E! Everyone’s “aww poor Holly, gross Hef.” The woman signed a contract willingly and basically…

The situation here is that Holly pressed for marriage and didn’t get it, so Hef offered her more money for when he died, as a way to compensate her for her “loyalty”, but that wasn’t good enough for her so they broke up. She even froze his sperm. She wanted everything. This was a woman with a plan from the very…

I just assumed with the whole transactional nature of their relationship, both sides knew what the deal was.

Unhappiness for all!

So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

because white people aren’t 6.6% of the demographics coming out of hollywood. additionally, rue was not recast as someone black, she was black in the books. louis ck’s wife isn’t being cast as someone not black, angelina jolie in salt proved that the film worked regardless of gender.

She is also part Hawaiian, which I think (since it was used in the same line as describing her as a quarter Chinese) is supposed to mean ethnically, and most Hawaiian people are not as white-looking as Emma Stone because they’re Polynesian/PI. Genetics are freaky, yeah, but I don’t think Hollywood needs anyone to play…