Yeah, besides, we’re not talking about Robert DeNiro here. From his usual parts, I can’t say I ever got the impression that Tim Roth was loaded.

Also, I don’t see what his issue is. He stated that the problem with the pants ripping was that they were not meant for women with slightly thicker thighs, which implies they shouldn’t be wearing them. This resulted in millions of women with slightly thicker thighs not buying the product, since the CEO himself said it…

Nah, there are plenty of countries in which people eat in trains, buses, subways. It happens with long commutes.

I know plenty of people have already pointed out that it is a concern for women, but also, it adds up. Baldness is far more common in men to begin with, and if you start pulling tight daily on already thinning hair, you may end up with a five-head way before your time!

My feelings exactly. I’m guessing it’s going to feel like getting a fucking Candy Crush notification on your phone everytime there’s a pokemon nearby. And you’ll probably ignore it because you’re actually walking somewhere and not just walking around looking for pokemon (after the first three days of getting it).…

Maybe for herself, sure, but the way he keeps saying “bring the kids”, I’m betting on the brother being afraid the kids are going to get molested. And that is not deciding just for herself. Leaving her kids with a known child molester is being an accomplice in every sense of the word. I wish everyone’s family members…

I’m just saying it succeeded.

That was my main take away from the one time I watched the Shake It Off video as well. So, those were really the best takes they could get then.

I feel the same way. Either he would’ve done something great that took him out of the one note funny fat guy character, like that biopic or Shrek, or he’d be considered about as gifted as David Spade these days.

I am this close to starting my second binge watch of ER this year alone.

Spanglish is not a brilliant movie, but for those two hours I completely forgot I was watching Adam Sandler, which is something I hadn’t felt during a film of his in years.

The first thing I thought of when I saw that ending was imagine waking up with contractions and having to run to the hospital to give birth out of the blue, in shocking physical pain you were unprepared for, driven there by a complete stranger that claims to be your husband. Horror film no doubt.

Yeah, I was hoping more for an explanation on why are bodies are dumb and can register any inconsequential public talk as an immediate, life threatening risk, comparable with a damn lion.

I’m a total corporate advertisement hater and these things do nothing for my cold, dead heart. Nonetheless, props to the Department of Interior for actually showing two men kissing instead of just the sappy, abstract concept of love.

This is the best advice on writing anyone has ever received. You were lucky to have such a wise teacher.

This ridiculous comparison keeps being brought out for no good reason whenever this subject comes up. Sally Field played Tom Hanks’ mother because in most of her scenes she needed to be young enough to play 8 year old Forrest’s mother. In the few scenes she has with adult Forrest, she has a ton of make up to make her…

Yeah, but isn’t that the point? To create this mass hysteria over the manufactured scarcity of the collection so that people go insane and Target’s sold out within the day? They could just make a larger stock and keep these collections going for a full season, but then they wouldn’t feel exclusive.

It's like those rail thin actresses over 40. Those skin tight dresses all come with sunken cheekbones.

With that one obligatory scene in which she magically saves the main guy's ass, now being thrown into every action film to prove how much she's not like the typical damsel in stress.

I admit I'm not the inventive type, but I can't figure out how you would do it. If you fuck against the wall you don't get the shower, and if you fuck in the middle someone's going to be doing way too much heavy lifting. Unless you're both roughly the same height, I guess then that might work. Or just get down on the…