Well, there goes my childhood pride about getting all 120 stars.

Tacky! I would expect at least a muffin basket.

You'd think by 51 he would've outgrown the need to do idiotic stunts for attention. These people make me feel so oddly well adjusted...

Yeah, I'm pretty confused as to how they'd fuck other people under this set of rules, which is kind of a staple of open relationships. Nevermind the curfews, which are completely unacceptable in the most closed of closed relationships.

I want it to die and be unceremoniously buried alongside the "formal shorts".

Yeah, the fit was bad all over, and it made her look very bland. And it takes a lot to make Kerry Washington look bland.

When I grow up, I want to be Julianna Margulies.

Sofia Vergara reminds me a lot of Dolly Parton in that whole highly criticized, making a joke of your own overt sexuality kind of thing. And I say that as the highest of compliments, because Dolly is genius.

Nah, I think I'll just keep hating.

Do white hispanic latinas count? The internet has made me extremely confused about my own ethnicity.

Seriously? And she's multimillionaire for this?

Man, the most annoying thing about these post adolescent (or full on adolescent) trolls is how they all talk like they're fucking V, or Liam Neeson giving that shitty speech from Taken that the internet seems to love so much. If they talked like that in public they'd get laughed off the classroom.

Wow your friends are idiots. Like, huge, gigantic idiots.

In many places they use washable rags. Just like the washable diapers babies used to wear all the time.

I'd say it's almost certainly a troll account created for outrage's sake.

I ask myself what would Cher say in all sorts of life's situations.

He's so not a cute baby. People like to pretend every chubby, blond baby is cute, but that's a lie. I think the British folk are just relieved he didn't get his grandfather's looks.

I remember she denied it a lot, but looked thinner and thinner every passing month, and then I stopped paying attention altogether. Was she actually sick?

But seriously, Steven Tyler, what the hell? Were you wearing two sizes too small shoes for the entirety of the 70s, 80s and 90s?

Does your 34 year old husband count as a Millenial? I don't think so. I don't know, I've figured if social media didn't exist while you were a teenager (myspace counts, though) then you're safe from the hideous label. Also, he was a teen in the 90s, he's totally Gen X. Otherwise Cher from Clueless is a Millenial too…