Adults often forget teenagers are in many ways the same as children, they just look bigger. They have never known romantic relationships, romantic pursuit, sex, flirting, kissing, and all those things that today are just part of our mundane concerns. Sure, it seems obvious now that you shouldn't follow girls around,…

Also, almost every worthwhile pastry has milk in it.

I hope he's still doing that, because whoever replies to that is definitely The One.

Like I said, they're office workers. So no, I cannot assure they're human.

You'd still cut back a lot on the people that never finish their fries and only get the large ones because they're the ones that come with their meals. Which is true for a lot of office workers in my area at least.

Well, there goes my childhood pride about getting all 120 stars.

Tacky! I would expect at least a muffin basket.

You'd think by 51 he would've outgrown the need to do idiotic stunts for attention. These people make me feel so oddly well adjusted...

Yeah, I'm pretty confused as to how they'd fuck other people under this set of rules, which is kind of a staple of open relationships. Nevermind the curfews, which are completely unacceptable in the most closed of closed relationships.

I want it to die and be unceremoniously buried alongside the "formal shorts".

Yeah, the fit was bad all over, and it made her look very bland. And it takes a lot to make Kerry Washington look bland.

When I grow up, I want to be Julianna Margulies.

Sofia Vergara reminds me a lot of Dolly Parton in that whole highly criticized, making a joke of your own overt sexuality kind of thing. And I say that as the highest of compliments, because Dolly is genius.

Nah, I think I'll just keep hating.

Do white hispanic latinas count? The internet has made me extremely confused about my own ethnicity.

Seriously? And she's multimillionaire for this?

Man, the most annoying thing about these post adolescent (or full on adolescent) trolls is how they all talk like they're fucking V, or Liam Neeson giving that shitty speech from Taken that the internet seems to love so much. If they talked like that in public they'd get laughed off the classroom.

Wow your friends are idiots. Like, huge, gigantic idiots.

In many places they use washable rags. Just like the washable diapers babies used to wear all the time.

I'd say it's almost certainly a troll account created for outrage's sake.