I ask myself what would Cher say in all sorts of life's situations.

He's so not a cute baby. People like to pretend every chubby, blond baby is cute, but that's a lie. I think the British folk are just relieved he didn't get his grandfather's looks.

I remember she denied it a lot, but looked thinner and thinner every passing month, and then I stopped paying attention altogether. Was she actually sick?

But seriously, Steven Tyler, what the hell? Were you wearing two sizes too small shoes for the entirety of the 70s, 80s and 90s?

Does your 34 year old husband count as a Millenial? I don't think so. I don't know, I've figured if social media didn't exist while you were a teenager (myspace counts, though) then you're safe from the hideous label. Also, he was a teen in the 90s, he's totally Gen X. Otherwise Cher from Clueless is a Millenial too…

Well, it's probably a good idea regardless, really. But yes, I have actually accidentally unclasped some bras at inappropriate times by stretching my back too much.

You know, people keep telling me boobs can be used as currency, but I'm either too ugly or too slow to profit from them. This is why I needed that class...

Bras are like finger traps, just pull the snaps closer and they'll work. The ones with the wide band with the three clasps instead of two are also deceptively easy.

Dude, boob management is serious business.

She has really thin skin. Looks like a friend of mine, you can see her veins all over, it's fun.

It took until I was like 20 and a guy actually pointed it out to me (jokingly) to realize you have to be aware of your boobs when you're giving a hug. I don't know, man, they're just there, I didn't think of it. Shouldn't we have had a class on this in high school? It's unfair no one warned me.

Commenters are acting smug because they think it's all about dumb people believing in dumb ghosts and not about the fact that this tenant has seen graphic footage of a naked woman chained to her basement column, being tortured while begging for her life, and now she can't walk into the safe place that is suppossed to…

Because they might believe in ghosts and evil spirits. Sure, it's a silly belief you have no right to impose in schools or anything, but when you're getting your own place you get to choose accordingly. Besides, seriously, would you trust the mother of a serial kidnapper/torturer/murderer as your landlord?

Bikini bodies aside, those are fucking fantastic bikinis! I need one of those bikini tops that actually look like bras to hold my tits on the beach ASAP. Also, those bigger panties are so much more flattering even if you're only a few pounds overweight, they just hold everything in place and you can flop around in the…

I agree with the poem being lousy (I cringe just thinking about her weeping while reading it aloud, god), but I think you got the rejection part wrong. Joey didn't reject her, she was popular and had popular friends, and even though she was pressured into doing something she didn't want to do out of fear of rejection,…

That woman is what people picture when they use that old cliché of describing black women as "statuesque". She looks like she was carved in stone, it's unreal.