Am I missing something? The Hollywood Reporter piece is completely speculating about Gaga, and it’s for the sequel to Joker, which does not seem to be a musical.

And the article about Coolidge (a great read, honestly) never mentioned her sleeping with anyone, let alone “200 people” following American Pie.

Color me…

I’m kind of laughing at the snark aimed toward Wills and Kate while fawning over the Westminster Dog Show. The AKC continues to help maintain and grow the puppy mill industry (they regularly lobby against state laws regulating puppy mills and lends misleading credentials to many indiscriminate breeders). No fault of…

I moved out of the country when Bush Jr was re-elected, not actually anticipating things could get quite this bad so quickly though to be honest.

Are we just calling everything disco? This sounds more like 90s house to me. 

So... the only copy of this footage was on a 15 year old laptop? That was still working? Or, it had somehow been copied onto a newer laptop, but nowhere else? That’s not really how electronically stored data works, but OK.

“James Corden Is Leaving ‘The Late Late Show’ Next Year to ‘See What Else Might Be Out There’”

Good riddance!!! Make Corden go far, far away — forever. He is NOT wanted here in the States, or on the other side of the pond either, from the sound of it...

100% this. The very best way to get every last shard is a bare foot. There will be glass until it finds a foot.

I like to clean it up the best that I can and then walk slowly barefoot over the carpet. If there is any glass left, my foot will attract it.

Thank you for clarification. I think I’m just basically in the fed-up-themed-collective of “Oh, for god’s sake, you two, just go away!”

Wishing them the best, to the extent that is consistent with me not caring about them at all 

Out of 6 posts in this dirt bag, 4 are about KarTRASHians. Ugh

Every time you lead a Dirt Bag with Kardashian news, I open the article and scroll straight past the lead story to get to the non-Kardashian items. This has been the case for the last three DBs in a row. Before the Oscars provided us with a brief Kardashian respite, it was true for six DBs in a row. The fact that I…

Did Mamma Kartrashcan buy a controlling stake in Go Media and issue a new mandate that her brood of cash cows must receive a minimum of 3-4 articles per day on Jezebel?

Pete is the only one I’m worried about in all this. 

Given our livable ecosystem is likely to collapse in our lifetimes, it kinda blows my mind that people are still out there having multiple biological children.

First of all, do people not realize the planet is running out of drinkable water? Stop having so many babies! Your genes are not that special. Second, it’s so annoying that people talk like this when two celebs who are 13 years apart in age have been dating for five months.

Well if there is truth to the fact that he is “on the spectrum” then his unfeeling ness could have been him coping and not able to process emotions like you are expected too. That being said when he said he had Asperger’s I was skeptical for a few reasons.

He’s a piece of sh-t. Mental illness does not enable you to abuse your (even former) spouse. She should get as far away from this a%*hole as soon as she can. If she wasn’t a celebrity, she would be told to get a restraining order and keep the kids away from him. Are the children safe with him? I would petition for…

Alfonso Cuarón’s daughter seemingly dragging Salma Hayek to hell