he’s the stupidest person on the planet

Unfortunately, I think that a Black man in that hypothetical situation wouldn’t get the chance to have a day in court.

I dunno, mint chocolate chip ice cream is pretty much my thing. You can be you, of course, but leave me out of your strict standards.

Why not, if the shoe were on the other foot, you know that a black man who attempted to take an iPhone from a white woman, who scratched and attempted to tackles a white woman would be arrested and prosecuted.  She should face the same legal consequences he would face.  

The son was upset (justifiably) by white bigotry. I’m not sure a trial and court system is the way to go. Identification of the perp, public shaming/job loss might be best. Definitely need the name though.

Google it. See what happens.

I just hope (against hope) that this is penetrating Biden’s brain and that he realizes this bullshit is NOT going to end with Dipshit being ejected from office, he still has an entire political party that will be doing everything in their power to hamstring him, and that he needs to respond accordingly. Tell the world…

Yes, yes you can. This is our 2020 Fyre Festival.

Just wanted to say I always appreciate your legal takes for the plebes! Some of these have seemed legitimately concerning from the outside and then I read your explanation/mockery and am like PHEW I can raise my blood pressure elsewhere :) Thanks for your services!

I can’t find that exact video either, but I know the one. This one is pretty similar.

Oh you motherfucker! So he waited and had one of his thirsty tantrums for days and let shit expire....and then signed the fucking bill and now will make people jump through all the bullshit hoops ahhhhhgain to try and get help.

I mean, except for the fact that the OP admitted in the comments that this was his third engagement (no marriages) to women who only wanted to meet “Terry,” and the reason the “only family” rule had been instituted was because the second fiancée had sold a story about the famous family member to TMZ. He sounds like an…

I’m sorry, but - I am not giving any passes in my own personal judgement (for what fuck all that is worth ;) - she’s an even bigger asshole then I knew.  

You misspelled “shitbag”

You need to read the details on Twitter. She was Rachel Dolezal-ing, not code switching.

Well, no. Vacationing in Mallorca with your rich American family does not make a Massachusetts prep school graduate named Hillary into someone who would say “How do you sayee in eengleesh ‘coocumber?’” It’s not like visiting your relatives in Georgia and coming back saying “ya’ll” for a week.

We’re approaching 350K deaths from COVID-19 in the US. More and more people are going hungry. More people will start being evicted. More businesses will close never to reopen. And yet Trump and McConnell remain unhanged from any lamppost. Curious...

13. If I can’t find a hair tie [for] a ponytail, I just use my underwear.

So, your counsel is “don’t bother doing anything, because eventually Jesus will return and save us all”?