“Lame Duck a l’Orange” is the greatest nickname I’ve heard in four years.

Lame Duck a l’Orange really is foundering, isn’t he? Grasping at any piece of flotsam that comes within reach, as he goes under for the third time.

We shouldn’t have to pay. They owe us. We have a right to all the perp walk witnessing. Yes?

Just remind yourself, over and over: Doing good isn’t the same as feeling good.

Why does she dress like she found a box full of clothes in an abandoned house?

When I was first dating my husband, he asked me to use Pinterest to find some hairstyles that he could show the stylist at his next hair appointment. I thought Darren Criss has similar hair texture so I pinned a few pics of him. Ever since whenever my husband goes on Pinterest, his feed is just topless photos of…

In defense of Bruce, I also read that as “can’t bring her home because of homophobic issues.”

AOC/Fetterman in 20whenever-AOC-is-old-enough.

Nah, fuck them. No sympathy. I know lots of people who have had messy divorces, who have been abused, none of them went on to become or support white supremacy. No excuses. They are bad people who were raised by bad people and will, in turn, raise bad people of their own. There hasn’t been a good Trump...ever. Fuck…

Am I the only person that doesn’t use the damn iCloud? I don’t need to store everything out there on a server that could be hacked. I’m sure it makes some things easier, but I’m way too concerned with privacy for that nonsense.

Aspirational these days for me is clean leggings (meaning not covered in dog hair) and a moderately neat ponytail. It’s winter, it’s COVID, and I’m ready to burrow in for the remainder of the year.

Yeah, I think they’re all equally horrible. Fuck it, probably even Baron. 

She doesn’t deserve that. She deserves to be stuck with trump for the rest of her days.

What is there to dismiss? I think the GoP has made their position abundantly clear: we will continue to cry foul whenever we don’t get exactly what we want, and we will continue to use bad actors in key positions to advance these political temper tantrums, and we will continue relying on 70 million + idiots to prop us…

I’d like to think of this as an additional entry in the JLo-Mariah Carey wars. Mariah says wait til after thanksgiving, Lopez coming from out of nowhere saying do it now, just like when she stole that song from Glitter. So petty, so great.

His look are fine but what I really noticed was him giving guidance to the people filming so that they can navigate safely, having a mask, and the careful elbow bump of the guys that gave him a “Hey”. All without breaking stride. Instinctive caring is hot.

Or, as I see it, the only way to save face with the rest of the world is to have him face a prison term.

Melania Trump will be next season’s Bachelorette.

not if it’s between naps.

Chris Hemsworth is my eternal top Chris. It would take a lot to shake my loyalty there, and not letting his trainer join The Bachelor is certainly not going to be The Thing. If the Australian Bachelor is anything like the US version, I’d say he did his trainer a favor even if he does not realize it.