The movie “Seven Psychopaths” featured a group of guys who made a living kidnapping rich/famous people’s dogs and then claiming the reward money. I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more, frankly.

“You’re gonna need a bigger butt.”

Or wouldn’t wear condoms when fucking porn stars and Playboy models.

Copying a post to another commenter:

Not to take away from what a garbage subhuman Hiro Cheeto is, but BLT Restaurants is a high-end chain founded ages ago — “BLT” stands for Bistro Laurent Tourondel, the founder. There’s one in a Ritz-Carlton, too (among other places).

Oh, damn! More than once in my life I’ve referred to how Lee Atwater regretted his behavior at the end. I’ve never heard this, though. Stupid me! Should have known! These motherfuckers NEVER think they did anything wrong!

This is very tangential, but every time I’ve seen this headline for the last 24 hours, I keep reading it as “Alien vs. Farrow,” like the next installment in the Alien/Predator (/Farrow?) series.

Good to hear! Fingers crossed, knock on wood, etc. !

Yeah, I was thinking that CPS/law enforcement needs to take a good, long look at anyone who was directly involved in crafting this rule, and any relationships they have with ANY children, ever. Just gross.

While we did get conflicting advice for a little while, anyone with half a brain knew that wearing a mask was the way to go by, like, mid-March.

I should like to think us ALL very fortunate to have only read and empathized with this woman throughout this entire saga—and not to have experienced it firsthand

Huh. I think about death, including mine, all the time, AND I hate my body. Lucky me!

I dream about looking for a (working, clean, private) toilet ALL THE TIME. My greatest fear is that someday, in my dream, I’ll find one, and use it, and wake up with me and the bed soaked.

I know this isn’t the point at all (though talking about #MeToo, maybe it is, a little), but it that a painting of Shia LeBwhatever in the background of Sia’s Zoom block?? Like, the abusive guy as alleged by people including Sia?

I wouldn’t have either...but I’m white. I’m betting most black kids nowadays get that vocab lesson pretty young. :(

Here’s Andre.

JFC! Are we sure he wasn’t already dead when those pictures were taken?

ALWAYS.

Wonder how long before she’s fired or harassed so bad by her “brothers in blue” that she quits?

I am LOVING this Hilary Baldwin stuff. The ridiculousness is the perfect WTF palate cleanser to transition from a shitty 2020 to (what had better be) a much better 2021.