Very important question left hanging!

Doug Collins says Attila the Hun practiced “postnatal abortion.” But *actual* abortion is “killing babies.” These people are too stupid to live, JFC.

Color me skeptical. I don’t think American lawyers can practice in France without additional education in France, which the letter writer hasn’t had time to undertake.

It’s not just young ones. I would bet money that Jessica Lange, Janice Dickenson, Caitlyn Jenner and Cindy Crawford all have the same surgeon. They all have the same look. And it ain’t good.

You have made me LOL twice today. Thank you, internet stranger!

I was really hoping there was a less shitty explanation. :(

HAHAHAHA! OMG. I wish you could have finished! I’d love to know how it was. (But I’m not doing it!)

“We as police DO NOT CARE if you are black, white, Hispanic, Asian, what you identify as …”

Like another commenter, my heyday of Saturday morning cereal in front of cartoons was in the 70s. I was a Cocoa Puffs loyalist. I remember when they changed the recipe in the 80s — “new and improved!” — because it made them worse. I still ate them, but they weren’t as good. As I’ve gotten older, I eat them way, way…

So... Vanessa Bryant didn’t kick her mom out? Her mom lied about it? This whole thing is rather confusing. They’re all talking without saying anything.

They do shave for tattoos, but that looks like they shaved the whoooooole damn cheek, not just the tattoo area!

I went straight to IMDB to look up the cast when I read that part! (That’s my guess, too.)

Whose death, though? (That’s the Saudi prince POS who ordered the dismemberment of Jamal Khashoggi. Don’t cry any tears for that soulless motherfucker.)

That is EXACTLY the phrase that comes to mind every time I see his face. And if there’s a movie, he needs to be played by Ross Geller. Not David Schwimmer...Ross Geller. At his whiniest and most petulant.

My 50th is next month and for years I’ve been hoping to go to New Zealand for it. Oh well, maybe 55.

I can’t help but remember that the zombie/vampire people-things in “I Am Legend” were caused by the vaccine, not the disease.

If I ever make it to NOLA (and I hope to, someday), I will very deliberately schedule it for a time when you are performing. You’re fantastic. xoxo

I bought “Fire and Fury” the day it released, because I was worried it would somehow be recalled by 45's legal people. And it was gossipy. And I downloaded a pirated Bolton book...not sure I’m going to read it, but if I decide to, I’m sure as fuck not giving that POS one thin dime. Other than that, I thought about…

Hell, if you count the actual human beings who were deliberately and personally harmed by these women, I’d say Theresa comes out ahead in the shitbag category. She was awful.

If you’re interested, Jezebel did an interesting (IMO) deep dive into the Pink phenomenon.