I can’t speak for the UK, but in France it’s a 15 or 30 cm sub.

That’s a lotta plastic. :/

Enraged! The ones I’ve most recently read about were in England and France. It’s probably happening in every state and/or country on the planet. My fantasy skillset/dream job is ninja/sniper/assassin working as animal vigilante. I literally fantasize about it. The world would be a better place without these fucking…

She’s such crap. Her only contribution to culture in the last 8 years or whatever has been picking twitter fights with successful people. Oh, and that wacky Elon Musk incident. Whyyyyyy doesn’t she just go away?!?

Right? And would you want to marry someone who would marry Jonah freakin’ Hill? Ugh!

Is that her? Haha -- she’s such a nothing I’m not even sure what she looks like!

I have hated Azaeaioleauia Banks always (my first knowledge of her was some Twitter fight; I listened to the one song people liked and it sucked), but she’s coming after Lizzo now?

I figured it meant they were on shaky ground from the beginning! (But some say I’m cynical.)

Not laughing at all! It’s a great idea! I have a harness and leash for mine, but I’m too chicken to try it. The boy might be OK — when pizza guys come he’s all rubbing up against them in the apt. hallway — but the girl hides under the bed as soon as someone gets to my door. Seeing other people would freak her out. And…

I got two together for the first time ever (they’re 10 now), and they spend almost no time together, even in my tiny apartment. The living room is the boy’s, the bedroom is the girl’s. If I were to do it again, I’d get bio siblings, but that wasn’t an option for me. They’re fine with each other, though, and I’d like…

Ugh, no, but I’m on the email list of a million animal welfare groups, so I get all the gory details from around the world. That is AWFUL. :( It happens SO MUCH! That is why I will never be completely opposed to the death penalty.

My first thought too! See also: Heidi and Seal.

The cat advice is bullshit. If you get them when they’re kittens and never let them out, even if your apartment is small, they won’t care. (If you get an older cat that has been used to the outdoors, it will be more difficult. Build a catio.) But hey, if you want your cat to die 10 years before its time from being hit…

Yeah, I hate pumpkin pie so pumpkin spice anything has always sounded gross to me, but I might even try this. They need to add the cheesecake filling to other flavors! I’d be alllll over that!

This is why I don’t go batshit about “support animals.” If so many animals didn’t get killed or lost by airlines, people might not go to such lengths to keep them out of the cargo hold. I’d never travel with my pets under the plane.

OMG, I’ve said that exact same thing.

Isn’t it?

Man, I need to read these books. My kitchen is a fuckin’ disASter.

Could go either way. Origin: RuPaul’s Drag Race. Co-opted: Candace Cameron Bure. Let’s hope the goth chick likes RuPaul.

He knows it’s real. But he only cares if it might affect his wallet.